Thursday, 23 December 2010

Final Blog for 2010

Ello for you my chums. I do be doin (do be do be do be doin) a quick blog for endin 2010 and sayin you ave a happy Chrissmuss. It has been a long, exhaustin year...


....and this last week has been a tirin one cos there ave been snow in our villlij. This is wot our road did look like on Saturday...


...and even the main road by the shops was icy and difficult to walk along....


....but we did make it as far as the butchers and stopped to ave a sniff in his doorway as a treat (but we dussn't go in cos dad say me I might lose my mind) ....


....so I settle for sniffin and lickin my lips....followin day, dad did take us for a walk but is was so cold that you can not get me in focus cos I was shivverin so much.....


....and also we did have camouflage FAIL.....



When we get ome, I refuse to move of da sofa for hours and did make Lola do guard dooty...



...but eventually I was forced off da sofa....but only as far as cusshun by the fire...


Oh, hang on, Lola ave sumfing to say......


......*no sound*.....oh, it seem is juss sound of tumbleweed blowin fru her mind.....whereas I am a Brain Lord and do learn new tricks....

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So, we is sayin you appy christmas and we do be seein you next year.....


....and I spend olidays tryin to evict Lola from my beanbag...

Woof.....Marley xx

Friday, 17 December 2010

Marli Leaks

[WARNING: CONTAINS IMPAWTANT LEAKED INFORMAYSHUN]

Shhhh, I got some secrets for you.....

*stroke stroke* Poor little blog. I dussn't be payin him much attenshun lately and I fink it do be sad. Owever, the other day we did meet one of our sisfurs from Cidermill Farm where we was born when we was out walkin. We din't meet her before but she is bout same age as Lola and she do be caled Nutmeg. We did say her pawson that we would say ello for her on our blog so....Ello Nutmeg.....her she is wiv Lola...



....as usual Lola fink she is da boss an is almost sittin on Nutmeg. Nutmeg also did say me she is geetin a new sisfur to come and live wiv her very soon, also from Cidermill Farm We do be very appy to ave our rellytives livin nearby and we ope we see em agane soon.

Also this week has bin my burthday. I do be four. Some of my pals was very kind to me and did send my nice cards. Here is one done by my pal AnnieBella from the twitter...


...and here is one done by bootiful Teagan from the twitter too....


...and OMD look wot my speshul pal Shawnee Shep done sent me all the way from America...



....I is still larfiin about that an I send some secret smooches back to Shawnee and her familee.

Of corse, it has not all been sweetness and light dis week. Sume peeple wot shall remain nameless (altho they is named mum, dad an Willium) did forget about my burfdee until almost 8 o'clock in the evenin. You fink dat is bad, well I say you they has also done this to me this week....


...and I is distinctly unhappy about it and I give dad the stink-eye for humilaitin me....


....you see dis face? You promiss we dussnt ave to do this agane next year? You need me to put the bitey on you?

In other news, sales of our new fings is goin well.....mebbe cos they has been usin some ansome fellow in their advertisin....


....and we is gettin good customer feedbak. Here is our pal Bilbo doin some kwality testin.....


I fink you can see he is very comfy.

Also I quickly tell you that we also did meet a new pal called Barney when we was out walkin. He was so farst that dad did ave trubble gettin him on film...but he is a proper border terrier and the fastest one we ever did meet, even faster than Lola..


I ope my blog is appier now that he has had some attenshun. We do wish you a appy Chrismuss and we leave you wiv dese scenes from our garden and villij last week to be puttin you in the mood...



Breaking news leak: My last news is I do tell you I is avin my cataracts opawrated on on 15 Januray after nice new vet did say me she recommend it.

K, bai

Marley Assange