Ill agane...

Ello my pals....I haz been terriblee ill....I haz a bad case of radiatorus collapsus.....

mistry sickness...

...,but at least I haz my mobile bed to keep me warm & comfy....

...in search of biskit meddycayshuns...

...woof from da sick bed....Marley the Brave...

Project Postponed...

Ello for you....this weekend there was great excitements at Border Terrier HQ...cos WE GOT MAILS....

....security snooterin before openin.......

.....and we did send Clapton in to investigate the excitin contents.....

....lookin for presents...

....but, oh deer. then we did read that we was not allowed to be post in anyfing about wot be in the box yet cos it do be sooper seckrit for the moment....so you haz to wait to see wot we did spend the weekend doin....WATCH THIS SPACE....

...So, what is a dog to do wivout bein able to repawt on his secret misshun?....

....a bit of time potterin in the garden mebbe...

.....take some time to patrol the boundary.....

....and most impawtantly, try and find some time away from pryin eyes and nosy snouts.....

...beady eyes....

...peas and quiets found out in the jungle....

....and eventually, when fings got too much, i persuaded dad to takes Lola for a walk out in the country....but all they could find was urban decay...

....none stop in the big city....

...but at least that did leev me free to takes a nice nap....

....enjoy!....i sees you all later....

but is never long enuff when you is takin 40 winks....and thems is back before we know it....

....where is MArley?.....

he do be in the garden enjoyin sum Autumns suns...

 ...so Lola is forced to takes to her baskitt.....

......bored...

 ...but I say...if you can't beat em, join em.....

team nappin...

*yawn*....keep wotchin this space for noos of our great misshun when the powers that do be ave orforized its disclosure....

Marley

Stalkers

Ello for you my pals.....i haz had a quiet weekend mindin my own....

....sniffin the air...disturbin no one

....checkin the bench for woodworms....werkin solo...

....quietly contemplatin the sunsets....solitaree task...

...but there is certain doggies wot ave had their beaks into other furs bizniss....

...burds and uvver wildlife: privacee not respected...

.....visitors to the house: prodoose credenshulls or entry will be denied..

...which be all very well until it do start to introod on my P&Q.....

...am I bein stalked?....

....she's there agane isn't she?....

...well, I am not takin this lyin down, so I haz arranged for her to be tailed about and see ow she like it....

....is BEHIND you...

Woof....Pantomime Marley....

Lola

Ello for you....I am ere again bringin the news into your pooter....

....news terrier at werk....

....and today's news in your pooter do concern her-wot-do-normully-not-merit-a-menshun....or Lola, as some do call her

....news of HWDNNMAM direct to your eyes-balls...

...as you can see, her ave become over-fluffy...her ave a surplus of Wookie...fer is fur-challenged....and it be time for the annual strippin...

fur-do: no longer fashunubble....

 ....which do require some undercover repawtin from the News Terrier.....

hidin in case of trip to the groomers...undercover noos-gavverin...

 ....unfortunately, the fotos from the actual strippin cannot be used as they do feature an unusual  number of dead groomin staff.....

.....spare terrier removed from wookie.....

...but leaked evvydence is revealin to the werld Tubby Terrier....

....bald, bit fats.....

....i haz maintained my steak-out in the shades to capture all rellyvant  data....

....sshhhh, you dussnt see me....

 ...but eventuallee i did fall asleeps on the job i did consent allow Lola to rejoin da pack even those her smellin of flowers.....

....dubble puddlin....

 ...and in uvver news, it ave rained   and so my drinkin troff do be full up which is good cos I prefers natural waters to tap waters....

...*slurp slurp*....

....i shall be back next week wiv all da undercover news wot be fit to paw-print....we ope today's blog will win our long looked for Pull-it's-Hair prize as our pal @happpiii did say...he he

...this is not the news-droid you is lookin for....

Marley.....woof

Werdless Wednesday

A funny old week...

Ello for you....

...yore corryspondint....

It ave been a funny old week my chums.....I haz had repawts that Autumn (or fall as my pals overseas mite be callin it) ave arrived in earnest....

....trees sheddin their furs....

 ...I did not ave chance to meet earnest...but i fink we can see that there is definit signs that Autumn is here at last after a few weeks of mostly warms weever...in order to proove da case on way or the other i haz sent Lola out for investigatin....and owin to her small brane I have also sent the typist wiv her to gavver evidence......

...Lola is goin out...she may be some time..

 ...I haz remained in the command-chair to receive her repawts on her return.....

...urry up, werld is waitin for wevver updates...

 ...and eventualee she ave managed to relay some informayshuns wot I have rearranged into this comprehensive repawt for you....

....data-gatherin terrier, wearin winter furs....

....even tho it ave been presented to me in the usual unpawfeshunull manner.....



....and now we haz advice for you based on our paw-diction for Autumn....

....remain in snuggly blanket, if possible, until lunch time....

....always consider wolly jumper if anyone even menshun goin outside...

 ...Willium have scoured the intermutts (TM: Frankie Furter) for app to translates Lola's woofins to see if any impawtant seasonal-related data ave been lost in her teeny branes....

....*tryin Mongolian*....

.....all I kno is that Autumn sure means werk for some furs around these pawts....

the big tree: the gift that keeps on givin....

Wooof.......Marley

Little bruvver

Ello for you...this week we do be handin over our blog to our pal Scrappy Nelson (he do be @scrappyN on twitter) becos he ave done some very pawsome werk indeed.

Furst I fink he ave brort a little bit of appiness into everyfurs life wiv his very profeshunull demonstrayshun video for his new boots.....



...i fink he do ave them for his oliday...he must be gettin a week at Covent Garden....

But dussn't despair at poor Scrappy's plight. Our border terrier pals on twitter ave rallied round and given him a big pawty for his furst burfdee....



..there do be a lot of the border terrier represented there...and I fink you mite haz spotted #flatmarley in amongst the guests and also uvver flat pals who ave followed our inspirayshun to be able to attend...

We send a big fanks to dear Scrappy and his familee for hostin us all for the day. Appy burfdee pal...

Woof.......Marley