Ello for you....my pals at Pedigree the dog foods company has been peemailin me to see if I needs any elp wiv my joints now that I am an older dog! Floopin cheek....i duss be 5...and if anyfing my legs is my best feature...it do just be my heart wot be a bit broken.....anyhoo....the nice lady there say she do like me anyway and can I elp her wiv her project....so of corse I do say yes....and a few days ago a nice pakit did arrive in da post....
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| .....correctly addressed... |
.....so I sent Lola out to gib it some sekurity-snooterin to check for suspect materials....
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| ....all clear in Patio Sector.... |
....and we haz given the all clear for openin up da bag to see wot ave come for us.....
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| ...blah blah project...blah blah rools... |
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| .....more promissin.... |
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| Hey! You duss not ave permishun to inspect any consoomables Lola... |
.....I haz issued orders that Lola only be allowed to deal wiv any toys and activitee-related content of pakkit on order of my caridganologist...
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| Marley, pleez dont over-do bee do bee do it... |
....altho this run this risk of confusin her poor wee brane....
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| ...balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.... |
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| ...frow it, frow it, frow it, frow it..... |
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| ....chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it.... |
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| Wot I do nex? |
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| ...*sigh*...destined never to be used again.... |
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....and then the unfinkable appen...i haz turned my back for one second and typist have got confused about his instrukshuns...
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| ....wot be this then?.... |
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| ...is smell interestin.... |
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| ...i fink we is allowed to hold the ends..... |
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| .....is too heavy for you?.... |
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| ...I takes more of the weight then..... |
....WHAT DID I SAY??????....
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| Lola....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
...i fink in the future we will leave the activitees to cuzzin Lily.....\
Marley.....woof
They can be heavy those chew things....they need a strong dog to 'old em!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with dat package and no 5is not old
ReplyDeleteLola is too funny with her retrieving..... those chews look good - keep on chomp in.... and 5 is a spring chicken Marley even with a dodgy ticker!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the Blogg Marley,we thinks you is very clever and funny too.Shame the luvly Lola did'nt get a bag wif her name,she has great legs,even if she has no brane.
ReplyDeleteSoo cute! I love your dog!
ReplyDeleteThere is plenty of life left in this old dog yet ey fella! - kidding, barely a pup at '5' ey....!! x
ReplyDeleteOld at 5!! What a cheek, don't they know us BTs live to a gazillion. Snorts.
ReplyDeleteYou are certainly NOT an older dog! My goodness... Wonder what they'd think of ME?! I'm gonna be 12 years old next month!
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