Cornwalled: oliday blog part 1

Ello for you. I haz just got back from my oliday in Cornwall. We went for a few days....but there was no warnin...one minnit we was in the ouse and the next we was bein pushed into the car and off we go. I fink typist haz done a runner from werk. I ope someone there be countin the pennies while he was away just in case....at least we got to travel in our usual first class accomodayshun....

Fully reclinin bed-seats...

The first part of our oliday was very speshul indeed cos we had a very kind invitayshun to drop in on one of our bestest pals, and our first twitter follower, @diamondbertie in Exeter......

I fink I smell Devon......

 This was very excitin cos we been pals for two years and never did meet before. We arrived in the mornin and did say ello...

...and NO we is not growlin at each other, we is just gibbin a sniff.....and before long I has claimed my seat on Bertie's mum's lap.....

King of Laps

...but I might ave forgot to ask Bertie for permisshun......

Honest, I was invited...

...and then Lola do start musslin in on the action......

King of Laps and Her Royal Rudeness, Queen Butt-in

....and so Bertie did take his chew off to see Willium and get some strokes and wuzzes.....

A quick break before gettin back to lickin WIllium

.....and then we did ave a run in the garden and had a chew each whilst the humans was bizee drinkin tea...but it was very quick before they was declarin the visit over and we haz to get on our way to Cornwall agane....but not before we haz team foto....

Team foto: team in some disarray

It was sooper cool to meet Bertie and Christine and Peter and our visit was too short. I was a bit disappointed we dint get to go runnin on the rec wiv Bertie....but mebbe next time....

We did ave a short stop for lunch on the way. There was a suspishun that sumone was takin advantage of the olidays by breaking dietary laws by ordering bacon roll.....

Haz you bort a bacon roll?

......but I din see no evvydence of it anywhere.....so he was let off.....Before we knew it we had arrived in Rock and I got straight down to doin some kwality testin of our cottage....

Sofa: adekwittly comfy

Carpets: high thread count

Balcony: spayshus, supplied wiv proper beach toys

Garden: plenty of peemail storage capacitee

And once we had settled in, there was only one fing to be doin.......

runrunrunrun

We iz tired now.....you haz noms?

....and just then we did ave a very big suprise cos mum did bump into one of her eldest pals from skool who was accompanies by two of our biggest fans......

Kate & Paul...Millie &d Holly doin uggs

We did ave our dinner at the pub....but we dussnt got no pictures from there cos it was not so....er....photogenic....and we did go to bed in our new ome for the week late in the evenin for us.....but this dussnt stop Lola from wakin everyone up at 3am....and 4am.....and 5am....and 6am ......whinin about...well....who kno wot. Sumfing is rong wiv dat dog's brane but I dussnt diagnose it yet....anyway, typist declare that he need to clear his head and so we is goin for brekkfast in an outdoor cafe.....

Willium find himself mysteriously popliar wiv rest of familee

....and a walk on the beach.....

Er.....it's a bit big isn't it....we gotta walk to the other end?

.....some of the sand was so wet and floofy that peeple was sinkin into it up to their ankles.....which on a  small terrier do be pretty much up to their elbows...but after much sloggin fru the vast deserts we did find ourselves a paw pawty to join in wiv.....wiv Charlie and his pals....

Ello for you.....I do be Marlee....

Moosical chairs....

.....and we did also have a game of charades......

Has you guessed it yet?

That's right...I is Marle of Arabia...

and I made sure that anyone else who did come along did kno where we was....

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....and all in all we haz a pretty exhaustin day walkin from Rock to Polzeath and back agane...espeshully when our pals the England familee do come to join us and we haz two extra childrens to play wiv and more walkin to do wiv mum an Rachel......Rock to Polzeath.....Polzeath to Rock.....agane and agane...whilst the boys was playin in the water...

.....and by the evenin I am pretty done in and I do be missin dad (who be playin games in the lounge) so I sneaks off to find sumfing wot smell of him to get comfy on, seein as his lap do not be vailable....

Sootcase capsule hotel....

I fink you can see I did find an elegant solooshun to my problem and did snooze there all  night to end a pretty good first full day of our oliday.....

Woof.....Marlee (somewhere between Rock an Polzeff)....