Tuesday 26 October 2010

Wot price is comfortable?

Ello for you. The other day I was avin a relax in my beanbag....



....this is not laziness you understand. Oh no! Is preparayshun for later when I do be needin energy. I fink Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps do same. So...I was finkin about the importance of bein comfy.

Cats dussn't know comfy...




....they is animals of little brane when it do come to knowin ow to make sure they is adequately supported at bofe ends. Mebbe is cos they haz long tails.

Even Lola, who do be a dog of very limited intellygence, do understand wot is comfy...



...even if sumtimes it do end up lookin a bit like "Tonight on CSI Surrey"...



You dussn't ave to be nappin in your bed to be comfy. You duz it where it do feel OK...



....and mebbe you haz to get your friends to join in for maximum comfyness..



I am very particular about my comfy zones. Sumtimes I do ave to tell Willium that he is sittin in my spot...



....and also Lola do ave to make way when I has found somewhere warm for my butt to spend the evenin...



...you see her waaaaaaay over by the fire?......oh....hang on...

So, I be sayin for you dat dere is no price you can put on bein comfy...






Only very infrequently do I put up wiv some not-comfy. This is usually when I do be gettin staff to groom I...



And befor I go tooday I do be wishin some extra comfy for my old pal Jeep. She haz been poorly and we do kno that her mum Nayomee (wot do be an old twitter pal of ours) is worryin bout her...



...extra comfy for you my pal.

Woof......Marley Sofa x

Monday 18 October 2010

A little dog in a big world

I fink sum of you do know my pal Arfur Brandon who do be @monkeysbrother. He is well know naturist .....



...an also a very clever dawgie. He tell me that I am the funniest terrier he know (we dussn't discuss ow many terriers he kno in case the answer do be embrassingly small) and so I say him that he should be my sponsor....



...and so he has begun a nationwide campane on my behalfs. He did ave to ave his peeple's peeple up all night to get fings launched in proper style...



I was so appy wiv da results that I tell Arf we should go global.....



...and now I am big in Taipei (note to Arf: we missed a "Big in Japan" joke ere my chum).

Owever, so expensive was the internashnul side of fings that soon I was down to my last bone and we was avin to cut a few corners....



...but juss when fings was not lookin so good, we got unexpected endorsement from a rich pawson...





...and I haz been able to complete the purchase of my new away strip wiv sponsor's logo...



...and our messij is really gettin across....



Marley Beckham....woof

Saturday 16 October 2010

Power of pawsitive finkin

*border terrier enters stage right doin the appy dance*

Ello for you. Tooday we is bringin you good news and tidins of great joy. *clappin of paws*

I fink you is rememberin that two weeks ago we wast tellin you about our pal Stewie wot do live in Canada. He was a very poorly pup and we was all very worried about him.

Today, we did see this from his mum, Patti...



There he is on the left, lookin a bit fin and tired but very much up and about and bein appy. We do say that wiv luv from his pawsons, help from his sister Frankie and also lots of kind forts and messijs from our pals on twitter, he is on the mend.

*more appy dancin* Hurray for Stewie! Hurray for twitter! We do say fank you for everyone wot did leev a nice sayin for Stewie.

Wot a speshul friend he is...



And we see that he do ave got his strengff back suffishuntly to be showin Taz the Cat who is boss of dis place...



You can be catchin up wiv his progress wiv @jonesgirl_3

Dr Marley.....woof

Friday 15 October 2010

Little bits of stuff

Ello for you. I haz some bits and pieces for you dis week cos we dint do anyfink very big or excitin.

First we is sayin ello for our new neighbour, Max. We see im on our walk and we say him we would put im on our blog. A bit like Lola, he dussn't like his fur bein stripped and he is clipped instead so he is more floofy than me....



...ello for you Max...

In other news, the peeple wot do run our local common has put up some new signs. Wot you fink of dat? Before, they say not to be usin no poop bags cos is just bad for the environment and we is walkin in wide open country space so wot is the point of movin it....



....now they hazzin other ideas I fink.

You might remember that I haz embarked on course of treetment wiv the vets. She say me the first fing I gotta do before anyfink else is get my tick meddysin and fings up to date....but that do mean hazzin a barff to get clean before the meddysin do be applied...mebbe i can find a way out of here....



....oh, mebbe not...



...well, you mek sure I is dry pleez....



I is finkin that in that last photo you can see my cataracts quite clearly. I haz been to a big vet ospital to ave em checked out. Here it is...



.....mum taked some photos inside but they woz rubish so we dussn't post em. Anyway, the vet say me that I has to come to see em on 9th November to ave an ERG. Wot dat i hear you askin. Well, it is electroretinogram where the vet do be lookin in your eyes. She say me she gotta check if my eyes is diseased or not. If not, then we can haz the catracts operated on. But if they is diseased...well....we dusnnt kno wot we will do....



Then the vet say me that is dangerous if you haz any infekshuns when you is hazzin a big operayshun like cataracts so I gotta ave my teef cleaned cos they is mebbe not as clean as she would like and might put germs and fings inside me when she is werkin on my eyes. So, on Monday I did ave no noms for brekkfast and was taked to the vets to ave my teef cleaned. I didnt mind this cos it was only at 10.30 but then woz a mergency for another animal and I had to sit and wait and dint get no lunch or anyfink and ad my op quite late. When we was there we did meet giant doggie, but he dint tell me his name...but he was friendly..



Now I haz the clean teefs and I do be usin em to frighten the squirrels in my garden. However, I haz been somewhat wobbly since the annasfettic and being a bit dozy and movin round slowly....



....so I been relaxin by the fire...and Willium been lookin after me...



...and on my walks I has been slow and angin around so that mum has to come and get me...and evevn did carry me one day...



I say you ave a nice day and I do see you ere again I opes.

Marley....woof

Friday 1 October 2010

No!

We do rilly appreciate our pals on Twitter and this week we haz been worryin about our pal Stewie wot do live in Canadia. He hav been poorly and we dussn't like it so until he is at ome and feelin hisself again we is standing guard over him and not lettin any nasty infekshuns get to im.

Here he is wiv his sister Frankie in appier days...



Stewie gotted Immune Mediated Hemolytic Anemia. Here is a linky to sum informayshun bout it LINKY

I am opin dat some of you can leave messages for Stewie and his mum, Patti (who is @jonesgirl_3 on twitta) and elp my stand guard against the nasty germs. I do be blowin rasberries at em *pfffffzzzzllll".

Dr Marley.....woof