Tuesday 18 May 2010

Great Fridge Raid

If you had been at my ouse yesterday mornin you might have found this by the kitchen door....



Yes, there haz been an incident in the kitchen on Saturday afternoon. The hoomans went out and whens they got back this is what they did find in the kitchen...



Oh dear. Who (or what) could have done dat? Been in our fridge and eated all the foods? Who could have fort that some ham, prosciutto, cheez and carrots would have made a nice afternoon snack? I fink mebbe it was this doggy...



...or mebbe even this one as he obvioulsy has "form" as my frends in the polices do say...



Well, the hoomans did react sumwot quickly to some very circumstanshull evidence and blames me and Lola and there was a lot of shoutin and we was chased out into the garden by dad's boots. However, Ii do say that it cud not ave been me cos I am an angel...



...altho i dussn't speak for Lola (nor provide her wiv character reference neever).

Dad was a bit worried cos we ....er....the thiefs had also eaten a tub of flapjacks which did ave raisins in wot is poisonous for dogs. However, he did calm down when our friends on twitter did say we ...er....they had not eaten enuff to be dangerous.

I did try and suggest that it might have been a team of crimmynels who had broken in to do the deed...



....but dad did say he did not beleev me and he did put us in jail for the rest of the day...



We did suffer no ill effects, but Lola did show some suspishuss symptoms later in the evenin...



The followin mornin, we did fink that we shud try and get back in dad's good books so at 4.30 am we did get up and bark so that he was not late for werk. By the look on his face he was not best pleased wiv his alarm call. He was even less appy when he did find this (or sumfink like it) in the corner of the kitchen...



We had to spend anuvver day in his bad books. However, I say to you (a jury of my peers) that it was Lola who did the crime. I did sleep the sleep of the innocent all day...



Obvioulsy, I is not giltee. Free the Kitchen One!

Marley Biggs...........woof

Monday 10 May 2010

Remmynissin

Hello for you. It is I, Marley. How be fings for you? I didn't be ere for a bit wot wiv one fing or anuvver but now ere I am like bad penny turnin up when you is lookin for keys down back of the sofa. Rilly, I am like a bit of lint in yore pokkit....

Today I ave been remmynissin bout wot it was like when I was little. It do be over free years since I cam ome to live wiv mom an dad and Willium and it is important to remember where you do come from and wot colour is your roots hetsetterra.

I did be livin on a farm (a nice one, not puppy farm) when my familee did come and find me. They first see'd me like this in a bed wiv my little brothers and sisters....




...I fink dat is me upsides down avin my first wuzz from dad.

I fink they did pick me cos I was the runt of the litter, but I do ask you if you could have resisted a face like this?....



After I ad vetted Willium for smells and fings, he took me ome and we ad our pikture taken in the kitchen....



Mostly, I did juss do snoozin to keep up my strengff..


I rilly got to like my new levver bean bag....



As I got bigger, me an Willium form unbreakable frendship...




Very quicklee, wiv elp from Willium, I did develop my "you give I noms" face...



When I was allowed out with the big dogs, we did go to Headley Show and I enetered into dog competishun and did win 7th place rosette. I fink dis face worth more than 7th place no?...




By Chrissmuss, I was the star of the familee and I was allowed to appear on the familee card for sendin out to peeple we knowed...



That wos me for my first year at ome. I fink I did rilly like it there and I decided to stay. Imaginn my suprise when Lola did show up out of the blue. I woz not consulted bout dis no matter what anyone tell you. Dad say I did take to bein a big bruvver quite well. You be the judge...



I tell you that I do rilly like livin here and I enjoy seein a bit bout my istory which we did find on the computa.

Woof

Marley Joy....