Ello for you. I ope you did ave a nice day on Saturday. I bet you dint kno it was St Marley's Day! That's right, is a speshul day of the year dedictaed to St Marley, the patron saint of nappin. "HANG ON!" i hear sum of you sayin, "is not 23 April St George's Day, patron saint on Englund?" I do say for you that it used to be but he has been demoted on account of only bein responsible for killin some weedy dragon....
|So-called "saint" and weedy dragon...|
I dussnt fink that lady do be impressed wiv dat "Saint" George! Oh no, not when she hear about my recent adventures. I was out walkin wiv mum the other day when we did come across a adder snake on the path in the woods. Adders is only poisynouse snake in the whole of the UK and this one was avin a sunbathe right across where I do be walkin...
|Actual snake ....probbly|
He was very fiersome lookin and was ungry and ready to eat anyones wot be comin along finkin it was a nice sunny day and safe in leafy Surrey....
|Deadly "Surrey adder" chokin a victim|
....but he run off into the trees when he see me comin. I gib him the eye and flash him my teef and he is quickly scurryin off into the trees never to be seen again.....I decided to put up warnin sign and go off and look for any evvydence of more snakes...
....we scoured the countryside and did end up in the big field......
YIKES!! Its a snake hotel wot the local farmer did build in his field for keepin snakes in. Dad wanted to lift up the lid and ave a look but mum say "NO" and we go back to Marley Towers to ave a fink about it....
|I am restin....not hidin.....restin|
Of corse, I was all for raidin that otel and gibbin them snakes what for..but others do be advisin a less confruntayshunul approach....Followin day we decide we haz to go out to ave another walk. I am sayin that I was
|Keepin wotch over Snake Alley...|
|A brave dog stalkin in the jungle|
|Keepin a look out....not hidin....lookin|
|Doin omewerk....chemistree or sumfing|
...and as we walk down the beach I did fink about
|Gibbin the news....not hidin...news|
Larry the Lurcher was there and he was totally floored by my story...
|Larry gets the news....|
....and now I am
So, every year now in honner of my