Monday 26 December 2011

Runnin abowt

Ello for you. As many of you do kno, the typist has been runnin 1,000 miles for Dogs Trust in 2011. He did start runnin on New Years Day and on Christmas Day he set off on da very final and last mile....for reasons I dussnt understand he did decide to take Lola wiv him...

Smilin...despite of "Santa Paws"....
....mebbe cos he know she slow him down a bit cos she do not like runnin too fast and also has to stop for call of nature about every 500 yards....but she seem to ave cope and here is a little movee they done make wiv da elp of Willium...



....and ere they is returnin ome to sellybrayshuns....

Dunnit
....whilst Lola choose to mark da okayzhun by givin dad a nostrilizin...

Don't be makin me do that agane pleez...
...and I did greet them and take my rightful place in da victory photos on basis of not wantin to be left out avin been the main organizer of fings...

Credit to me...and him...

Enuff wavin....they are ere to see me...
So, the stoopid project is at an end and, whilst we be typin, kind peeples wot we kno haz donated £1,318 to Dogs Trust and we do all say fanks for dat and I also I do say to Mr Osborne that he had better be coughin up the gift aid or I shall be puttin the bitey on him...

Yes....you is right to look worried...


If you would like to donate still, you can do say be going HERE and we ope you haz some munnee left over from Xmas to elp doggies find furever omes. 

Fanks to all you wot be elpin out wiv suppawt and fundraisin.  Typist ave run 1,000 miles and ave been runnin for almost 6 days in total. He ave run in England, Skotland (land of big airy cows), Dubai, Belgium, The Netherlands and Germany. He ave been out in sun, rain, snow and wind and he ave recently been runnin wiv a cold and chest infeckshun all so he could make sure he could finish in time to bring some Chrissmuss cheer for little doggies wot need it. We was all very sad when we returned ome from the final run to here that our dear little pal Mac from twitter had passed away. He was a very kind little border terrier and he do leev his brofur Ben and cuzzin Polly behind wiv hia peeple, Jill and Norm. We do dedicate da Final Mile to the memry of Mac. Run free little man...

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RIP Mac.........woof....Marley

Friday 23 December 2011

Border terrier chrispymouse update

Ello for you. I az some more border terrier doggies wot be ere to wish you a appy chrismuss from aound the werld..

We haz reserved pride of place for Timmy (@chilltrevor), cos he was ere on Monday but I forgotted about his pishure wot was hidin in my inbox...

BTs: gibbin Christmas the kiss of life

...and Kelso (@kelsoterrier) is here to elp you unwrap those difficult prezunts....

sellotape diet...

 ...and Shaba Rose do be all dolled up for posse pawty...

Too tinselly?...@shababt

......and the newest addishun to out twitter familee do be Ollie, who duz be from Cidermill Farm like me an Lola....and now do be livin wiv our pal Noah and his familee..we wish you all luck...

Ollie on da left and a brofur on da right...

...and Mac (@macandben) has taken his part in the Skool Natiffity Play very seriously...

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...nice "Mary" there Mac....whilst Hendrix has been takin the Elizabeefan Christmas feme to extreme...

Sir Walter Terrier...

....which is an improvement on his fancy dress from the posse offiss pawty last year...

Hendrix? Present Sir! *geddit eh?*

...and he be joined under da tree by @yogi_BT.....

tree for Xmas....not for peemail...
.....altho some doggies dussnt be so payshunt as Endrix an Yogi and is already practisin their nommin....

Reggie & Rosie (@anniegolightly) cant wait for their new chew

....but Monty is takin it in his stride...

Resident Xmas Dawg at @essentialsmag

....altho our pal Lexie (the eldest of many BTs livin wiv @stillfunky) is mebbe takin matters into her own paws and urryin up the deliveries..

Haz you been norty or nice?

...wiv da elp of Donner & Blitzen...er....I mean Ginger an Mac (@borders2)...


...and mebbe also Reilly (@reillycripps)....who cannot ave been good dis year if he ave such prominent orns!!..


....if he is doin that I ope he dussnt forget Hugo (@hugotheterrier) who is my brofur from Cidermill Farm...

Duz i got any prezzunts?

.....or Lottie who be wiv @perilious44.....

Santa Paws be LATE....grrrr

...altho Lottie's brofur Fergus appear to be waitin for the easter Bunny....

Not blessed wiv your border terrier brane...

Mebbe some elp from Marley would assist wiv quick deliveree....

Da ovver Marley...not me...dis one be our gurl Marley (@thebiggerpicture)

...or little Rory (@RoryBrderTrrier) ....

Santa Pups

...and i deffinitly fink that Eddie and Cav (@eddietheborder) will be good slidin up and down chimernees.....

Ello we are the Santa Krays...

 ....but I ave heard that your dachsund is wot you rilly need for them long, narrow spaces.....*pagin @alfielulu*....

Alfieeeeee....honorary border

Appy Crimbles from all da border terrier posse and appy news years. Owever you is celebratin, I ope you duz ave a less scary Xmas than little Barney...


@barneybt terrorised by prezzunts...

...and you dussnt forget anipals of all types...even the very littlest like my good pal @little_hamey...

A happy house....

And afore I go I do say speshul Appy Christmas to all da pawsome vets who be lookin after me this year and espeshully my pals at NDSR who is takin good care of my eart. Here I do be wiv Sam on Munday gettin my hear rate monitor attached...

The Assitant Cardiganologist

...it was only for 24 hours for chekkin ow my meddysin was werkin....

Woof....elffy new year for everyfur...Marley

*run run*...phew, I is back agane wiv some late-comers to da pawty...but everyfur do be welcome

Amish, Moo and...er...a spotty dog I dussnt kno

Annie & Maisie

...ello for @hamishthewestie....and @anniebella021

Wednesday 21 December 2011

Monday 19 December 2011

Border Terrier Xmas

 Ello for you. I ope you duz be all warmed up for Chrissmuss and in da festive spirit. I am bringin you some oliday cheer wiv da elp of my border terrier pals from around da globe...

At the front of da parade we haz Smudge (@smudgeBT) who has rilly "gone for it"....in a good way..

It rained here....it reindeer...geddit?

...do not be fooled by the glum look on his chops, he is quite appy and haz brort us news that he has managed to paw off last year's Chrispmouse jumper on his pal Archie..

Dog of a diffrunt stripe..

...and as you can see Archie do be appreciatin it...next up is Alfie (@alfie_bt) who haz looked for his prezzents but could not find em...

Is dis right?

...Alfie, mebbe you is lookin in the wrong place....it seems his sisfur Lola has found em...

BT sisters called Lola takin charge...AGANE!!

....if Alfie do not be back from the snow soon we might haz to send out the Elf Rescue Teams to look for him...

it's Ted an Isaac (@realjoannek)

Leo and Mikey (@leotheborder)

...or better yet, our intrepid mountane rescue dog Bella (@krguidedwalks)...who is no stranger to snows...


....of course some of the posse haz been takin fings a little easier...

Bertie usin the royal transport (@diamondbertie)

Bonnie, ardly even up yet...

...and while thems two lazy bones shake the sleep from their eyes, other doggies is already on their way to see their rellytives...

Hetty is stayin for the ole festive season..(@hettyandfriends)
Zoe, can't see da road, but insist on drivin...

...thems wot be stayin at ome is of corse buzee wiv cards...

Rohan (@rohanthebt) adds his pawtograff
Lexie may ave done one too many  (@dogstoyevsky)

...many of my coleegs is also volunteerin to elp Santa deliver yore prezzunts...many doin the ard werk pullin the sleigh...

Bunbury and Harvey decidin who is Dancer and who is Prancer? (@bunnersandharvs)

Zoe (@zoetheborder) again...multi-taskin
Monty (@adelesiddall) rapped up warm against polar winds

..I haz asked Scruff (@maria7scruff) to elp out in da kitchen......

How duz you cook Turkee?..
If in doubt...nom nom

...while others tell the stories and jokes to da old folks nappin in the lounge...

Zoe (agane!!)...stories from front lines of shoppin

Ozzie (@ozzietheborder) andin out the Werthers Originals...

...and of corse we do haz a small army of Santas to make sure dems who has been norty (mostly Lolas) and dems who haz been nice (everywun else) will be gettin their gifts on time..


Pepper and Spot (@pepperandspot)...deliveree for you!!

Jilly! Our cutest Santa...

sumwun called Lola, appawrently

Monty lookin regal..

Murphy (@no1border) is Santa Smurf...

Grissom (@grissom-walker) is da pawty spirit..

...we gots a tree for Santa to put the prezzunts under...Wee Mungo is guardin it wiv a cupple of doods we dussnt kno......

Hee hee...its rilly our chums Da Griff an Ollie (@thegobros)

...and altho he is not technically a border terrier, we is bringin you a famile foto from my great pal Arfur (@monkeysbrother) cos he takes da best fotos.

Small white border terrier and two monkey terriers...

...and last, and by no means least, it be me!!..i say you the vuideo do take a few moments to load but it do be werth it....*sniggerin*....



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Dat speshul fillum made by our special pal Mr Pip (@piprufus1)....woof..... and before we go we do haz a speshul woof to say for our pal Ben (@macandben) who has been very poorly and did ave a big operayshuns on his back and is making a slow and steady recovery. Appy crispmouse Ben, da whole posse be finkin of you dis oliday..

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Anywun who would like to join the BT parade haz only to get in touch via twitter or peemail and we will do a follow up for all the stragglers....we kno it can be a bizze oliday for you dawgs...


Hetty....too much Xmas...


p.s if i did forget anywun who sented me a foto, I do pologise and say you to bark at me on twitter