Ello for you my pals....in no way haz we been slackin on da job this week....furst I haz been attendin to my pilartees to
sneak in a few extra naps keeps my core strong and be fit for challenges ahead....
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....pull in abs.... |
...and then conductin "listenin exercise" wiv
my employees..Lola and Claptun...
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...I can ear wot you saying you kno..... |
.....and extensiv survey of all da familee did reveal that we likes wotchin BBC on Sunday mornin so channel changin team is springin into ackshun to bring entertainments on demand....
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...wakes I up for Animal Plannit.... |
....while Claptun is doin syentiffic research on product lines to make sure my salt intake is balanced. is fit for publics...
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....pleez also check meet content little pal... |
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....sniff test applied for extra security... |
...and is involved at all levels of ousehold budgetin process cos
mum can't add up despite bein maffs teacher it pay to be corshuss in times of recession....
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....Marley, we might have to look again at the snack fund... |
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....mite haz to look at your bonus funds if you menshun it again Claptun... |
....while Lola is out tendin to the property portfolios....
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...ow is fishstocks in lake?... |
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...and livestocks on da heath?... |
...she come back to repawt findins....
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...haz no brane, you haz to elp me.... |
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....cannot get da staff, haz to do it i-self |
......all of which require some bloo-sky finkin time
wiv da executive team on my own to
sniff for Biskit da cat from next door develop strategies...
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.....pressures of life at da top.... |
....and a full repawt to stakeholders.....
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...takes a memo pleez.... |
.....and long hours require sleepin in da office...cos
naps be my hobby i haz full attenshun on bottom lines....
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....chained to desk.... |
So, i ope you can see dat Marley enterprises haz been in full operayshun all week and your consoomer needs is all bein attended to...
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....considerin corporate colour skeem.... |
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Your executiv team commend results to you.. |
Woof......Marley, Chief Executive Terrier