In no way slackin on da job

Ello for you my pals....in no way haz we been slackin on da job this week....furst I haz been attendin to my pilartees to sneak in a few extra naps keeps my core strong and be fit for challenges ahead....

  

....pull in abs....

 ...and then conductin "listenin exercise" wiv my employees..Lola and Claptun...

...I can ear wot you saying you kno.....

 .....and extensiv survey of all da familee did reveal that we likes wotchin BBC on Sunday mornin so channel changin team is springin into ackshun to bring entertainments on demand....

...wakes I up for Animal Plannit....

....while Claptun is doin syentiffic research on product lines to make sure my salt intake is balanced. is fit for publics...

....pleez also check meet content little pal...

....sniff test applied for extra security...

...and is involved at all levels of ousehold budgetin process cos mum can't add up despite bein maffs teacher  it pay to be corshuss in times of recession....

....Marley, we might have to look again at the snack fund...

....mite haz to look at your bonus funds if you menshun it again Claptun...

....while Lola is out tendin to the property portfolios....

...ow is fishstocks in lake?...

...and livestocks on da heath?...

...she come back to repawt findins....

...haz no brane, you haz to elp me....

....cannot get da staff, haz to do it i-self

......all of which require some bloo-sky finkin time wiv da executive team on my own to sniff for Biskit da cat from next door develop strategies...

.....pressures of life at da top....

....and a full repawt to stakeholders.....

...takes a memo pleez....

.....and long hours require sleepin in da office...cos naps be my hobby i haz full attenshun on bottom lines....

....chained to desk....

So, i ope you can see dat Marley enterprises haz been in full operayshun all week and your consoomer needs is all bein attended to...

....considerin corporate colour skeem....

Your executiv team commend results to you..

Woof......Marley, Chief Executive Terrier