Sunday, 30 September 2012

Smilin fru....

Ello for you my pals....our filosoffy do be to keep smilin wotever the werld do frow at you.....the other week our pal @jesspals asked me if I would send her a picture of me smiling for sum secret project she was doin....so I put out a appeal on twitter and my pals did do sterlin werk sendin in appy-snaps for us...the response was so good we fort we would make em into a blog for you...

Brassicles like da basic idea......


...and so to bizniss....



crackerjweiller haz no simpaffy for kitteh...he he


....anyone can see dat @diamondbertie likes a joke as much as da rest of us...






...and Tim's (@extratrainer) little pal ave seen sumfing that he like....



and Jack (@jackmolly3) is barkin bout his telly programme last night......dare we ask wot it about Jack?....






...and now Molly want to get in da action....she dreamin a nice dream i fink....

....*shoppin dream*.....




....and my pal @louisewest's little pal is just smilin cos he love da beach....

runrunrun....happyhappyhappy

...laffs in face of da come of shame....
...and our pal Isaac (@realjoannek) is appy to see Wigan doin so well....

...the real Wigan Warrior...


....and Tessa just be appy to be avin her walkies.....

...I luvs walkies....
...you want come wiv?...
...and we fink that Scrappy Nelson (@scrappyN) is smilin cos the new series of True Blood ave just started...


...I bites your bacon and sucks its blood...


...while we fink that @stanleyborder is just appy it do not be MOnday yet....

...prefers da weekend...


and in da end I am just smilin cos I got such pawsome pals....

...schmiles and da whole werld schmiles wiv you...
....and if any fur do ave any nice smilin pics wot i did not feature then pleez let I know and we put up anuvver bloggie....

appy smilin....Marley

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Testin, testin...

Ello for you...I haz been testin my new toy. Ere is my consoomer repawt....



Woof....Marley


Monday, 10 September 2012

Weekends

Ello for you my chums.....this weekend we haz mainly been slumped at ome enjoyin the last of the summer sun....

....Saturday mornin dog enjoyin a nap...
 ....i haz found time to take myself to the garden to ave my rawhide chew wot I like to ave after my brekkfast for cleanin my beef....

....tuff chewin in da sun like this....
 ...and the typist haz even allowed Lola to ave one too....and as per usual she ave bolted to a safe distance to ave it in case any fur do look at it sideways.....

...baved in the oly light of rawhides.....
 .....but it so ot out here that after a few bites i fink i am gonna save it for later when it do ave cooled down and i has had my walks......

....finkin up a schedule for nommin....
....is pretty secure in our garden, wot wiv all the high hedges and the gates...wot I assume the previous doggy occupant had made to keep his noms safe from Monty two doors up the road....

....wot could possiblee go wrong.....
 ...but i am soon sensing a disturbance in the Force......

...evil presence detectivated.....
 .....and I haz to check over my shoulders to see iffens there be some sneaky introoder wiv light paw-steps....

....who go there?....
 .....but it seem the coast is clear and i haz had enuff of cookin my butt out here...i am off to find some shades....

...K, bai.....
 ....but I haz been undone by a familiar face and her roofless tactics.....

...inside job....
 ....grrrr....Lola: she fink she walk on water.....

...Lady of da Lake....
 ....i is not fallin for that again.....I am off to hide me and my belongins from her.....

...she never find me here....
 ...and it ave werked and Lola be paralyzed wiv annoyance and desperayshun.....

...you can wins da battle but you dussnt win da war....
 So. I warns you to be on da look out for this master crimmynell.....

...butter WOULD melt here...
Fank you. .....Marley.



Tuesday, 4 September 2012

In no way slackin on da job

Ello for you my pals....in no way haz we been slackin on da job this week....furst I haz been attendin to my pilartees to sneak in a few extra naps keeps my core strong and be fit for challenges ahead....

  
....pull in abs....
 ...and then conductin "listenin exercise" wiv my employees..Lola and Claptun...

...I can ear wot you saying you kno.....

 .....and extensiv survey of all da familee did reveal that we likes wotchin BBC on Sunday mornin so channel changin team is springin into ackshun to bring entertainments on demand....


...wakes I up for Animal Plannit....

....while Claptun is doin syentiffic research on product lines to make sure my salt intake is balanced. is fit for publics...


....pleez also check meet content little pal...

....sniff test applied for extra security...

...and is involved at all levels of ousehold budgetin process cos mum can't add up despite bein maffs teacher  it pay to be corshuss in times of recession....


....Marley, we might have to look again at the snack fund...

....mite haz to look at your bonus funds if you menshun it again Claptun...

....while Lola is out tendin to the property portfolios....


...ow is fishstocks in lake?...
...and livestocks on da heath?...

...she come back to repawt findins....


...haz no brane, you haz to elp me....

....cannot get da staff, haz to do it i-self

......all of which require some bloo-sky finkin time wiv da executive team on my own to sniff for Biskit da cat from next door develop strategies...


.....pressures of life at da top....

....and a full repawt to stakeholders.....


...takes a memo pleez....

.....and long hours require sleepin in da office...cos naps be my hobby i haz full attenshun on bottom lines....


....chained to desk....

So, i ope you can see dat Marley enterprises haz been in full operayshun all week and your consoomer needs is all bein attended to...


....considerin corporate colour skeem....

Your executiv team commend results to you..
Woof......Marley, Chief Executive Terrier