Ello for you. It do be a sunny Easter weekend in Ashtead and we has been bizee wiv two types of impawtant testin.
Furstly, i has been back to see the cardiganologist for a quick check up....
...and he ask me to put on my eart monitor for 24 hours for collectin data....
....an so the masheen ave been doin its elektric fing since yesterday....
....it do not stop me goin for a walk...in fact, Simon do insist i be doin normal fings....
....but I am quite glad it ave been taken off now....
....and now that ave left the afternoons free for testin some noms wot my pal Alfie the Border Terrier from Feelwells ave sent to me..Alfie an me as bonded over our love of noms and also cos we is bofe perceycuted by havin a sisfur called Lola....he feel my pain....and as you kno i ameasily bribed into eatin noms always apply to do consoomer testin...so you dussn't ave to...
...and fanks to his dedicayshuns, the parcel did arrive safely at its destinayshun...
...the first ones is nommy Liver treats......full of nice fings incloodin extra bittymins for makin me elffy.....despite his new camera, idiot typist ave got bag in shadow, cut off the brand name and obscured ingredients....DOH!....so i do say for you they do be hazzin no nasty colourins or preservatives in em an no wheats or glootin...and i see list of scientific looking minneruls wot be good for dogs is baked into each one....
...and the kind peeples at Feelwells as also send me (not Lola, me) and second bag of nommy Chunky Dog Treats...beef flavoured...(I say you this cos you see the typist ave agane obscured all consumer informayshuns in name of arts)....
...and these ones is hypo-allergenic so i fink that mean Hippos can eat em....sumfing like that anyway...i does not kno much bout syence...
....in fact the snaks is so good that typist say we do ave to do em justice and arrange for formal dining experience....this be high class foods...
....but typist is to clever for his own good and some of the treats has been left on the garden chair by the waiters.....
....fank you, that do conclood my report....i shall be enjoin the sun for da rest of the afternoon...
Appy Easter for you.....wooof....Marley (full) x.
Furstly, i has been back to see the cardiganologist for a quick check up....
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| Cardiganologist: quite appy wiv progress |
...and he ask me to put on my eart monitor for 24 hours for collectin data....
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| I has been werkin on my pecs: you fink i look buff? |
....an so the masheen ave been doin its elektric fing since yesterday....
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| all informayshuns point to good result... |
....it do not stop me goin for a walk...in fact, Simon do insist i be doin normal fings....
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| .....akshun dog balance of three legs.....er....oh....sorree |
....but I am quite glad it ave been taken off now....
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| Six Million Dollar Dog.... |
....and now that ave left the afternoons free for testin some noms wot my pal Alfie the Border Terrier from Feelwells ave sent to me..Alfie an me as bonded over our love of noms and also cos we is bofe perceycuted by havin a sisfur called Lola....he feel my pain....and as you kno i am
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| Alfie an Lola supervisin packing of Marley parcel... |
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| Alfie drivin deliveree van.... |
...and fanks to his dedicayshuns, the parcel did arrive safely at its destinayshun...
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| er....trainin?... |
...the first ones is nommy Liver treats......full of nice fings incloodin extra bittymins for makin me elffy.....despite his new camera, idiot typist ave got bag in shadow, cut off the brand name and obscured ingredients....DOH!....so i do say for you they do be hazzin no nasty colourins or preservatives in em an no wheats or glootin...and i see list of scientific looking minneruls wot be good for dogs is baked into each one....
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| Heart-shaped goodness: cardiganologist approved... |
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| ....I haz waited for two seconds....we will call this "trained".... |
...and the kind peeples at Feelwells as also send me (not Lola, me) and second bag of nommy Chunky Dog Treats...beef flavoured...(I say you this cos you see the typist ave agane obscured all consumer informayshuns in name of arts)....
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| Baked Nommyness.... |
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| ...rilly?....we is waitin agane?....*sigh* |
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| ..Lola duss be waiting not one second more... |
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| Beef flavours wiv oaky bouquet and woody nose... |
...and these ones is hypo-allergenic so i fink that mean Hippos can eat em....sumfing like that anyway...i does not kno much bout syence...
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| Dr Marley say fully tummy lead to sense of spirrychool well bein... |
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| Feelwells: natchurull goodness |
....in fact the snaks is so good that typist say we do ave to do em justice and arrange for formal dining experience....this be high class foods...
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| We'll try em wiv da Cabernet Sauvignon pleez.... |
....but typist is to clever for his own good and some of the treats has been left on the garden chair by the waiters.....
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| Hygiene inspector Marley say "FAIL" |
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| Better clean up....mum be back soon.... |
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| Crunchy and delishus..... |
....fank you, that do conclood my report....i shall be enjoin the sun for da rest of the afternoon...
Appy Easter for you.....wooof....Marley (full) x.
