Yes, there haz been an incident in the kitchen on Saturday afternoon. The hoomans went out and whens they got back this is what they did find in the kitchen...
Oh dear. Who (or what) could have done dat? Been in our fridge and eated all the foods? Who could have fort that some ham, prosciutto, cheez and carrots would have made a nice afternoon snack? I fink mebbe it was this doggy...
...or mebbe even this one as he obvioulsy has "form" as my frends in the polices do say...
Well, the hoomans did react sumwot quickly to some very circumstanshull evidence and blames me and Lola and there was a lot of shoutin and we was chased out into the garden by dad's boots. However, Ii do say that it cud not ave been me cos I am an angel...
...altho i dussn't speak for Lola (nor provide her wiv character reference neever).
Dad was a bit worried cos we ....er....the thiefs had also eaten a tub of flapjacks which did ave raisins in wot is poisonous for dogs. However, he did calm down when our friends on twitter did say we ...er....they had not eaten enuff to be dangerous.
I did try and suggest that it might have been a team of crimmynels who had broken in to do the deed...
....but dad did say he did not beleev me and he did put us in jail for the rest of the day...
We did suffer no ill effects, but Lola did show some suspishuss symptoms later in the evenin...
The followin mornin, we did fink that we shud try and get back in dad's good books so at 4.30 am we did get up and bark so that he was not late for werk. By the look on his face he was not best pleased wiv his alarm call. He was even less appy when he did find this (or sumfink like it) in the corner of the kitchen...
We had to spend anuvver day in his bad books. However, I say to you (a jury of my peers) that it was Lola who did the crime. I did sleep the sleep of the innocent all day...
Obvioulsy, I is not giltee. Free the Kitchen One!
Marley Biggs...........woof
