A rum Christmas

Ello for you. As many of you do kno, I did ave anuvver turn on Christmas Day and we did spend alf of the day in the hospital when my breevin got out of control. We did got to the emergencee vets and I did see my pal Megan and her border terrier Gaucho. They did look after me very well and I be fine ever since. We see the cardiganologist a cupple of days later and he did say me was probably caused by my meddysin lowering my blood pressure so we has just changed my tabblits. Fanks for all dem wot send me nice messages. I do preesheeate em all.

So...we did spend sum of Chrismuss openin I presents....after Santa had been down the chimernee in fru da kitchen door....

possiblee too fat for the chimernee

Kwality chekkin

....and nommin on em to make sure they is the right ones...

...and on the Boxing day it was mainly napping for me as a result of a  night of medical intervenshuns...

Doctors orders...

....but we did of corse get out and abowt at the first opportunitee and we haz used our new pooter for makin a small movee bout wot we did get up to...I ope you do like it...



....we is opin to get a bit better at movee makin cos we is still gettin used to the new pooter wot be be made of Apples (sorry Shawnee!!)...Willium did go to the Apple Shops to get some lernin bout ow to do it...

Pooter Skool...

All the walkin did make me tired but I had some sweet dreams that night....



....I kno sum of you fink I is meen for that fillum but I do assure you that no Lolas was urt durin its makin...and she is still alives as we speak...

My brush wiv deff also meant we had to delay our trip to see Grandma...but we did eventually get to go up in the magic car transporter...

This do not look like Bidness Class to me...

....and we did ave our Chrissmuss vegetables for lunch when we got there...

Carruts

...and opened a few prezzies...

Stoopid sellotapes...

Christmas hat...no use to me...

Useful for #anipalBC....

Crissmuss cow....nom nom

....and most excitin of all we did get to meet Storm, ower noo cuzzin wot be livin wiv Alice an Isobel...

Yup...dats right..Storm only got free legs...

But it did not stop her chaisn MY bone all day long...

...which cost her the sum of ONE CHEW...

The pace of our ectic schedyoool did catch up wiv Lola later in the day...

...and eventualee wiv bofe of us...

.....zzzzzzzz.....

And we did need our energee for the nex day cos cuzzin Lily was comin over to see us...

Grandma explain rools of engagement...

Lily zoomin...

We did go out for a nice walks and we did meet lots of nice doggies, incloodin Harry a border terrier pup...ello Arry if you is readin this...and Lola and Lily was doin some zoomin wot I was not allowed to do...



We had sooper fun wiv Grandma....but we did eventually ave to go back to Ashtead. Owever, the howlidays did ave a nice endin when we did bump into our pals the greyhounds on our walks. They is very clever dawgs and I do see em sometimes in town elpin to raise munnee for the Ceilia Cross Greyhound Trust .....

Grrr for hazzin to wear my coat..

...and this year we did buy all our Crimble Cards from his mum...woof

Ope dat sumaree was innerestin for you...

K....bai

Marlee...

Werdless Wednesday - in which Lola audition for Ashtead's Next Top Model

*pishure of elegance*

Runnin abowt

Ello for you. As many of you do kno, the typist has been runnin 1,000 miles for Dogs Trust in 2011. He did start runnin on New Years Day and on Christmas Day he set off on da very final and last mile....for reasons I dussnt understand he did decide to take Lola wiv him...

Smilin...despite of "Santa Paws"....

....mebbe cos he know she slow him down a bit cos she do not like runnin too fast and also has to stop for call of nature about every 500 yards....but she seem to ave cope and here is a little movee they done make wiv da elp of Willium...



....and ere they is returnin ome to sellybrayshuns....

Dunnit

....whilst Lola choose to mark da okayzhun by givin dad a nostrilizin...

Don't be makin me do that agane pleez...

...and I did greet them and take my rightful place in da victory photos on basis of not wantin to be left out avin been the main organizer of fings...

Credit to me...and him...

Enuff wavin....they are ere to see me...

So, the stoopid project is at an end and, whilst we be typin, kind peeples wot we kno haz donated £1,318 to Dogs Trust and we do all say fanks for dat and I also I do say to Mr Osborne that he had better be coughin up the gift aid or I shall be puttin the bitey on him...

Yes....you is right to look worried...

If you would like to donate still, you can do say be going HERE and we ope you haz some munnee left over from Xmas to elp doggies find furever omes. 

Fanks to all you wot be elpin out wiv suppawt and fundraisin.  Typist ave run 1,000 miles and ave been runnin for almost 6 days in total. He ave run in England, Skotland (land of big airy cows), Dubai, Belgium, The Netherlands and Germany. He ave been out in sun, rain, snow and wind and he ave recently been runnin wiv a cold and chest infeckshun all so he could make sure he could finish in time to bring some Chrissmuss cheer for little doggies wot need it. We was all very sad when we returned ome from the final run to here that our dear little pal Mac from twitter had passed away. He was a very kind little border terrier and he do leev his brofur Ben and cuzzin Polly behind wiv hia peeple, Jill and Norm. We do dedicate da Final Mile to the memry of Mac. Run free little man...



RIP Mac.........woof....Marley

Border terrier chrispymouse update

Ello for you. I az some more border terrier doggies wot be ere to wish you a appy chrismuss from aound the werld..

We haz reserved pride of place for Timmy (@chilltrevor), cos he was ere on Monday but I forgotted about his pishure wot was hidin in my inbox...

BTs: gibbin Christmas the kiss of life

...and Kelso (@kelsoterrier) is here to elp you unwrap those difficult prezunts....

sellotape diet...

 ...and Shaba Rose do be all dolled up for posse pawty...

Too tinselly?...@shababt

......and the newest addishun to out twitter familee do be Ollie, who duz be from Cidermill Farm like me an Lola....and now do be livin wiv our pal Noah and his familee..we wish you all luck...

Ollie on da left and a brofur on da right...

...and Mac (@macandben) has taken his part in the Skool Natiffity Play very seriously...



...nice "Mary" there Mac....whilst Hendrix has been takin the Elizabeefan Christmas feme to extreme...

Sir Walter Terrier...

....which is an improvement on his fancy dress from the posse offiss pawty last year...

Hendrix? Present Sir! *geddit eh?*

...and he be joined under da tree by @yogi_BT.....

tree for Xmas....not for peemail...

.....altho some doggies dussnt be so payshunt as Endrix an Yogi and is already practisin their nommin....

Reggie & Rosie (@anniegolightly) cant wait for their new chew

....but Monty is takin it in his stride...

Resident Xmas Dawg at @essentialsmag

....altho our pal Lexie (the eldest of many BTs livin wiv @stillfunky) is mebbe takin matters into her own paws and urryin up the deliveries..

Haz you been norty or nice?

...wiv da elp of Donner & Blitzen...er....I mean Ginger an Mac (@borders2)...

...and mebbe also Reilly (@reillycripps)....who cannot ave been good dis year if he ave such prominent orns!!..

....if he is doin that I ope he dussnt forget Hugo (@hugotheterrier) who is my brofur from Cidermill Farm...

Duz i got any prezzunts?

.....or Lottie who be wiv @perilious44.....

Santa Paws be LATE....grrrr

...altho Lottie's brofur Fergus appear to be waitin for the easter Bunny....

Not blessed wiv your border terrier brane...

Mebbe some elp from Marley would assist wiv quick deliveree....

Da ovver Marley...not me...dis one be our gurl Marley (@thebiggerpicture)

...or little Rory (@RoryBrderTrrier) ....

Santa Pups

...and i deffinitly fink that Eddie and Cav (@eddietheborder) will be good slidin up and down chimernees.....

Ello we are the Santa Krays...

 ....but I ave heard that your dachsund is wot you rilly need for them long, narrow spaces.....*pagin @alfielulu*....

Alfieeeeee....honorary border

Appy Crimbles from all da border terrier posse and appy news years. Owever you is celebratin, I ope you duz ave a less scary Xmas than little Barney...

@barneybt terrorised by prezzunts...

...and you dussnt forget anipals of all types...even the very littlest like my good pal @little_hamey...

A happy house....

And afore I go I do say speshul Appy Christmas to all da pawsome vets who be lookin after me this year and espeshully my pals at NDSR who is takin good care of my eart. Here I do be wiv Sam on Munday gettin my hear rate monitor attached...

The Assitant Cardiganologist

...it was only for 24 hours for chekkin ow my meddysin was werkin....

Woof....elffy new year for everyfur...Marley

*run run*...phew, I is back agane wiv some late-comers to da pawty...but everyfur do be welcome

Amish, Moo and...er...a spotty dog I dussnt kno

Annie & Maisie

...ello for @hamishthewestie....and @anniebella021