I did go to London

Ello for you. We did got to London yesterday. This woz not our first trip to London but it was the first time we did rilly go into the middle and see bits where the familee did live before we did come along. This period is known as the years BM - Before Marley.

No one did tell me we was goin there so when we was in the car we did need to arsk where we was goin...



First we did go to a place called Brook Green. There was no brook and it wasn't much green but I did check about for pee-mail and look at the birds in case anyone did appen to kno me round there (you duzz nevver kno)..



I did get a bit worried there becos we saw two horses wiv policemen ridin on them and I did fink that maybe they had speshul police who arrested norty animals and rode them off to jail. I did not get a picture of the horses cos juss when we gonna do it some little peeple came along and did a meet-and-greet for them with speshul pat-on-head so they dint be scared of me and when I had finished the orses had been taken away for futher questioning. William grabbed hold of me to make sure I wasn't taken away by no polices...



When we had done a little walk we did go to see our friends Simon and Suzanne and their babies wot do be small. They haz a rilly nice house, but we haz to be careful cos Simon dussnt see nuffink and sumtimes he steps on my tail so I ave to be alert and watchin for him when he comin. Anyway, I did get some fuss when I arrived...



I did elp to make some sandcastles...



...and also I did elp wiv the barbecue (and did not be "goal hangin" as I was accused of by dad)...



Poor old Willium did find himself a car to drive, but he did ave a bit of a accident...




Me and Mollee did make a tent for playin in...



When we woz finished there after lunch we did go and see Oscar, who do be Willium's best friend. This involved a crazy drive fru London traffic cos we did need to get there by 3 o'clock so they pawsons could watch some football. We got here 30 seconds before the game start and we watched the football, but now we all kno how that did go and there was a bit of a mood after so that everyfing pretty much woz like dis...



I did fink I elp by gettin dad to take us to the park for a little walk. We went up and down and Lola an me did look at the river Thames which was nex to the park (which was in Putney)...



When we got back, Lola was cheeky and did try and sleep on their sofa...



Eventually we did ave to bring our bizee day to a close and go ome. But I do like it there and ere I am at the end of a long, hot day wiv all that a doggie could ask for...



Metropolitan Marley.....woof

The troof, the ole troof and nuffink but...

My frend Nayomee do want me to join in a game on our blog. We gotta answer sum questions wot she has made up and then we gotta do some more questions for some frends of ours. We doin it cos Nayomee do ave some border terriers of her own (Jeep n Diesel) and we kno she treats em very well.

Ere do be the questions and I say I ain't done no revisin nor nuffink for this test.




What is your favourite name for a girl that you haven’t used for any of your own children?

You fink I got children? I dussnt got no children cos I did ave the snip and did wear the cone after. One name I not usin is Lola, cos that is name for doggies wot do try and boss me about and steal my chews. I finkin mebbe we choosin a singer's name, cos I do be named after a singer. If i had a boy pup, we callin him Clapton and if we haz a girl then we callin it Ella.

If you could live in any country EXCEPT the one you live in now which would you choose and why?

I am goin to the country where they haz the most squirrels wot I can chase. Somewhere where they is bizee and might not notice me sneakin up on em...



Chocolate or chips – if one was to be banned which would you pick?

I dussn't be allowed to eats choklit so I don't mind if it was banned....but then my friend Henry the bear would be upset and I wouldnt like that. So mebbe chips..

If you won a million on the lottery what would be the first thing you would buy?

This one do be easy, I would buy a separate bed for Loa cos she always hoggin mine....or mebbe some dog beer.....or mebbe a squirrel gun....or mebbe a ticket so could go and visit my pal Kolo Martin in Isle of Wight....or mebbe I pay to fix up Atlantis for Lexie...or mebbe a new iBone 4...or mebbe some extra noms....or mebbe some chews....or mebbe another little brother to come liv wiv us...see it do be easy one that



What catches your eye first in a member of the opposite sex?

Some nice airy legs and some doggie breath....



Trapped on a dessert island you can only have one book to read, which would you pick?



[SPOILER ALERT: he dussn't make no frend]

You get out of a store and realise you have something in your hand you didn’t pay for. You got away with it. Do you return it? Or keep quiet and keep it?

Pay? You gotta pay for fings in shops? When they start that? I better go ask dad for some elp...



What always cheers you up?

I likes to ave sumfink nice to eat....



You have a whole day to yourself, but no money or internet. What would you do and would it be heaven or hell?

I fink I gonna sink into depresshun if I dussn't be able to talk wiv my friends on Twitter. It could end badly....



Where will you go when you die?

I finks for sure I gonna pay for wot I did to them squirrels. Mebbe ...



Now i gotta tell some frends of mine to do sumfink similar.So I do say for Lexie, Kolo, Arfur Brandon, Shawnee an Amish the Westie you do answer the questions beelow:

1. Wot is the favourite fing wot your pawsons and hoomans duz for you?

2. Iz time for noms, wot you eatin?

3. Duz you ave an embarassin abits?

4. Wot is your favourite animal fillum?

5. If you comin to a pawty at my ouse, wot you bringin wiv you?

Woof...Magnus Marleeson

We be doin a visit sumwhere...

Ello for you. Yesterday we did go an see our friend Folly, who do live with the Marsdens. I fink you might remember we went on our olidays wiv dem to Cornwall last year when Folly was juss a pup.

She was so appy to see me that I did ave to run for my life....I do feel like Mr Gareff Barry runnin from the Alergain midfield....



Yikes, look at dem teef.....they even be good for nommin on the fotographer I fink....run dad....



I ad to be very careful so i did tip-toe about and try to find my way back inside wivout drawin attenshun to myself....



And my plan did work, and soon I was gettin I sum fuss from Lottie (who do be my favourit).....



...but I don't fink Folly rilly liked dat idea....



And in the confusion, poor old Lola did get on the wrong side of the door...



Of course, we did let her in agane but wot we did not kno is that she would not be very well behaved. She did see one of the cats and chased it upstairs and was barkin at it and it woz hissin back at her and there was a bot of a stand-off until the pawsons did come and separate them. All the akshull pictures of it iz in the hands of the police, but we do show you a recreation of it so you kno wot appen...



Oh dear! That did result in the humans all goin in the lounge and then we woz all on the wrong side of the door in dog jail...



We did manage to keep the typist wiv us and I did give him the "give I noms" face...



....and we did then ave some chews wot Sarah did give to us but you gotta eat em farst wiv Folly an Lola about...



We did stay for our tea and the hoomans did also ave some noms and then did watch a film (cept for the dads who was watchin more footy, as if Friday night woz not bad enuff for them). Eventually, I fink Folly did fall asleep on the floor but I did not get too close in case she was just trickin me and could pounce up...



We haz a rilly nice day and we do say fank you for our chums the Marsdens and speshully for Folly who did look after us very well. I do also say sorry for dat cat who did get involved wiv Lola.

Marley......woof

Flyin

Ello for you. This do be just a little message. On Saturday we did go to the place where the orses do go gallopin so I did fink I would try and copy em.



Ow you fink I did?

Marley Flyer....woof

We did go out for a bit...

Today, sun was supposed to be shinin and so the hoomans was gettin excited and finkin that we duz go out for the day to somewhere nice. Mum ask me to type here "After some discussion, it was decided".....but rilly you kno that mum tell the rest of em we do be goin to Leppe Country Park on the Sowf Coast.

I did get reddy for my trip bearin in mind the condishuns....



I did get excited when dad did say it was near the New Forrist cos that do be where my friend Henry lives. But we did arsk Henry and he did say it was not near him. Of course, because it was a long way to go, we did ave to make our camp in the back of the car....



We did find some broken traffic on the road so did get there a bit late, but it was sunny. They did ave a little ouse wot did tell you about the park...



It did tell us that these beaches woz where the Allied armies did launch some of their ships to be goin to France for D-Day in 1944. I fink this do be Dog Day, where we did send some peeple to France to rescue French doggies wot do be in trubble. I did fink it was nice of the humans for doin this and they did put some fings up to remember the peeple wot did elp...



...hee hee, NO i did not leave pee-mail on it!

I did investigate the bits of stuff wot is still left behind from where the boats did lornch themselves into the sea....



We did make ourselves a little place to sit on the beach....



...but Oh My Dog! wot do be this I did see on the sand?....



....I dunno who did that but I do be appy cos I did fink they was welcomin me to their beech. Mebbe it was the two border terriers we did see. One was 11 years old an woz very little and one was huuuuuge but woz only 1. He was called Scooby. We dint get their photos cos we do feel embarassed bout askin peeple if dad can fotograff their doggies....and then we did ave anuther surprise. We did realise that the island in the background was Isle of Wight which is where my dear baboon pal Kolo Martin lives. Do you think he can see us dad?...



We did do lots of runnin about and dad and Willium did play tennis and crikkit and me and Lola did ave a sniff about. There was lots of cuttlefish bones on the sand and Lola did see if they woz tasty...



...they wozzn't. All in all, it woz a tirin day for us all....



...but the day woz not over when the sun did go in (wot it did). We did decide to go to Nashnul Motor Museum at Beaulieu. Ere they do ave cars. Look, we did find one that woz a pea!!....



...and also one just the right size for Willium (altho he duz want a Mercedes!!)...



Lola did say that the best bit offf all woz the nice smell comin from the cafe...



We did ave a nice day and we did go ome and fall asleep watchin Dr Who.

Marley the Stig.....woof

Plans for June haz been suspended...

Ello for you. Ello for everywun....except for this man...



For those of you wot duz not know, this do be Mr Fabbyoh Capello, who do be the manager of the England footballs team. Hingerland is goin to play in the World Cup in Sowf Africa and Mr Capello did be announcin his squad for the tourneyment this week.

I had expected to be selected for the team fanks to avin a map which do show South Africa on it wot we could use to elp get there and also a big suitcase wot we could put the balls in. Imagine my suprise when I do spend the day by the phone waitin for a call from the Football Association and it do not come....



So called footballs expert Mr Capello haz failed to recognise my talents. We do be wonderin why. He haz found room for lumberin ellyfant impersonator Mr Emile Heskey on the plane but do fink he do neeed my silky skills on the wings or by the buffet at the big otel....



I tell him that all teems do need a few key players. First, we haz to ave a good goalie. Our keeper do be small but haz a mighty jump...



Also, we do need somewun who do be able to run up an down very farst and be avin nippin at the ankles of the ovver teams best players. In footie, we do call em full backs. Ere is owers...



I fink he mebbe do a better job than ancient Scouse refusenik, Mr Jamie Carragher, an competishun winner man from Sunderland. Nex, every team do need someone to boss the midfield and generally run the game....



He is appy to do it for a lot less moolah than modern highwaymen, Gerrard and Lampard.

But also we do be needin someone to "put his paw on the ball" and do creative fings (which i fink is just passin the ball and not silk paintin or anyfink like dat)...



I haz all these skills but Mr Capello do not ave these players after overlookin me. His squad do be made up of peeple like dis...



...which do be ow Mr Rio Ferdinand do be plannin to spend June I haz telled the press. Also, i be able to join in wiv all the usual trainin regimes at the England base...



I am very good on the ball, unlike this doggie who haz taken fings far to far...



So, Mr Capello, I fink you haz made a mistake and me and my agent we do give you dis...



I fink mebbe I shall be playin for anuvver team this summer and we do see who will be smilin when everyfing is done....



Marley Rimet......woof