Ello for you. Peeple wot be followin the blog for a while now do probbly remember the Great Fridge Raid...well...I haz good new for fans of the animals wot perppytrated that crime (*which do not be me for legal reasons)...it haz appended again...
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| Reconstrukshun of likley events |
....mum came ome the other day to find that pakkits of butter, parmyzan cheez and bacon ave been liberated from the fridge an scoffed....I (as investygatin officer) ave asked for proofs that these items ave been removed from the fridge cos we do kno that the typist do not like to see the fridge fillied up wiv useless foodstuffs..
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| All food groups represented...if you is a alkyholic fish |
....mum do be allegin that me an Lola ave been up insides the fridge lookin for our noms....
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| Haz got no label on it....must be mine... |
....and i do arsk her whch of us is likley to ave had the tiny paws needed to open the locks and climbs into the narrow spaces provided for food storage...
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| Lola much smaller than me....faces changed to protect suspects (*Lola) |
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| Pleez note: bigger dog avin trubble wiv access...(*Marley) |
...and I has suggested to magystrates that it iz more likley some local ruffians be in there....
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| Cat burglars... |
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| ...er....sloth burglar... |
...anyway...whoever dunnit didnt get away wiv much cos there was two vomits by the back door containin most of the missin foods...it look as if Italian dog been in lookin for ingredianets to make a nice carbonara...also there was a little pakkit of salad in our bed...which only prove it do not be me cos who would be so stoopids as to leev evvydence in his own beds...(*Lola).
All in all I fink we has
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| Dussnt smell giltee....... |
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| Tryin to preserve cloos.... |
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| ..unsuccessful reconstrukshun.... |
To reward us for such sterling pleece werk we ave been taken for a nice walks wiv my dad, Rocky, and sisfur Islay...
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| Rockee...lickin his chops in antissipayshun |
...and we made sure that mom brort the treats to elp wiv dissyplin
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| Lola commits foul in open play... |
....we dint get many fotos of the walk because we was zooming too much an also all the paths was narrow and it was ard to see us so we did ave to waits til we get to the pub for lunches...I brort my own cushion for extra comforts..
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| Ome from ome.... |
...and to make sure my order was understood I gib dad a meaningful look...
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| ....or else.... |
...we had a pawsome day and did pose for the pawparazzi outside.....
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| ...this way? |
...a very good day was had by all....and I did ave to make speshul efforts to freshen up after quite a bizee walks....
.....for them who want medical bulletin, it was only a short walk and i was carried the last 10 minnits to make sure i dint over do finds...
Woof....Marley x
This did make my hoomans lol but I finks it is a serious matter dis burglary
ReplyDeleteomaigooness you iz such a intellijunt investigayturr Marley! Iz amayzed abowt how you solved that mistirry an get noms an treetz fur doing such a grate job! *purrrs*
ReplyDeletehehehe dis is hilarious. Brilliant work Marley all fingers point elsewhere... i would never have had you down as a carbonara sort of man anyway....
ReplyDeleteThat Lola sure does get into a lot of trubble. Poor you, having to face suspicion for so many things you having nuffing to do with...Is a disgrace, rilly. Erm, did *Lola* happen to mention how the bacon was?
ReplyDeleteSilly hoomans, dussn't they know the skwerrels did it then tried to FRAME you by horking it up and leaving some in the bed? I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious it wasn't you and Lola. I can't think how Typist and Mum could ever come to that conclusion.... Where was William at the time of the incident??
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