Ello for you. As so many of you did say me nice fings bout last week's blog bout
the Euro Zone the Bone Zone I am bringin you anuvver dose of soshul issyoos. This week be be talkin bout unemployments...that be when you haz no job. This is a big risk for you in dese arsh eccynommic climates and I haz advice for you...
It be hard to stand out in today's crowded market place...
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| Pick me! Pick me! |
...and you dusssnt want to be gibbin your employer any reasons for finkin you do be sooperfloouss...
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| Yakkin by da water fountane.... |
...or is not pullin your weight...
..or is mebbe takin more than you is givin...
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| Princess, haz you been nommin the pens from the stationery cubbard agane? |
......it be tuff in this werld and you will be findin yourself followin Norman Tebbit's advcie and takin to your bike lookin for werks..
...you will be facin competishuns from all sorts of peeple..
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| Duz you mind? Is my turn next.... |
....you is anonymuss to major cappytalists.......
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| I is a name not a number.... |
...and your pawsome style be no use to you's on the streets my friend...
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| Cool....redundant.. |
....and you mite finds yourself all washed up...
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| Future look bleek.... |
...and you will find that you haz to consider jobs you dussnt want to be doin....
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| Weather Dog not appy in his werk |
...or where you skillz be in need of updatin...
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| Is not your colour? |
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| Pleez check....was all inclooded in quote... |
...or where you mite be pushed out of your comfort zone...
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| Window cleaner dog would ave preferred ladder.... |
...leadin to a lack of moteevayshun...
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| Ceased to gib a damn 2009.... |
....and fallin to da back of da queue...
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| Urry up....is burstin.... |
...and finkin the unfinkable...
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| I ope mom never see this.... |
So my pals....dust down dat CV (resoomay for you American pals)...
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| Attended Harvard: 2002-2003 |
...and attend to your dooties...
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| Back at 7.30 deer.... |
Ere endeth the lesson....
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| Er....not fit for werk due to eart defect.. |
Marley....woof
This dus be an excellent descripshun of da poor climate fur canines right now, my pal. Is sad state of affairs. Dad says he is going to cancel subscripshun to Ekonomist now that we has yer blog to explane such fings to us (and also b/c Wylie keeps trying to nom them).
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JUs brilliant! Fanks for sharin dese pearls of wisdom wiv your pals Marley... we needs to keep ahead of da game in dese tuff economic times.
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice as usual Marley! Boy do you know a thing or 2 about life's problems.
ReplyDeleteYikes, I'd better get busy and be prepared. After my peeps spent so much money getting all my toothies pulled out, they warned me that I might has to get a job to support them in retirement. Maybe I should start up my lap sitting service and mattress testing businesses. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteAlways luv readin your bloggy Marley. Don't want to become an out of werk pest control operative - it's crowded market
ReplyDeleteExcellent advice dude, Mum is still holding her ribs from larfin.
ReplyDelete'Ello Marley! Me is Basil the Jack Russell an me an my pal Rosie (anuvver Jack Russell) as borrowed da cook's puter so as wot we can reed your blog wivvout da cook nowin we is heer. She is in da kishin cookin da stuffs at da momin so yoo kno how mush of a sacreefise we made to bee heer. Rosie wants to say that she finks yoo is assolutly right in wot you says an go bruvver an uvver right on stuffs. I says wosser job? Maybes its layin on da cooks lap an grinnin - cos I dus dat very well. ~wags~
ReplyDeleteI think I have learned things reading this. I have been doing dishwasher prewash for ages and I don't get paid to do it.. I think I need to discuss terms?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant blog again, Marley. I love your take on life. So much to learn....
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