Ello for you. Most of you do probably now that me an Lola did let our family ave a week off for a oliday. That do mean that we ave to go sumwhere where they can be preparing our noms and makin sure we has a comfy bed to sleep in. I did try and suggest that we be allowed to stay at ome wiv da fridge door open but appawrently there was reasons why that dussnt be allowed.
Lola did go back to the farm where we was born as we usually do for our olidays but this time Simon the Cardiganologist did say it mite be better for me if I was join sumwhere more quiets so that I dint be getting poorly from overdoin it...
I is unimpressed wiv yore latest idea...
....I dint fink much of this but then he say me I could stay wiv cardiac nurse from NDSR who be called Sarah and who do ave a playmate for me.....
Is it me? Is it? Do I be da playmate?
....it be Cody the Pug....so i say okay dokey and is packing my bags for stayin wiv Cody an his mum and Cody's human sisfur who be called Taylor...an we is soon bein the best of pals and Cody did be allowin me to share in his toys...
We is only usin Apple producs ....
....and is not saying anyfing when i do sneak up on the sofa where I duz not rilly be allowed to be.....
Usin cammoflarge to evade detekshun.....
...and is showin me ow to use the dog-flap door into his garden and accompanyin me on my walks in his field every day....all in all he do be the bestess pal a holiday dog could ave and I also do whisper so that Simon do not hear me that i did be so appy at Cody's ouse that I was doin play bowin and tussling and trying to make him play....wot be a miracle for lazy dog wiv iffy ticker...
Meanwhile certain pawsons was enjoin they times in the snow...even tho it was -25 degrees when they did arrive and it was essenshull to keep movin fast to keep warm....and also stopping reggly to ave hot chokklits in the cafes on da slopes.....but typest did say me the cafes was dangruss cos snow-cat was lurking there pouncing on unusupectin skiers...
Ha! Sno-cat surprise attak....
Sno-cat say "victim secured"...
...so I did ave to send out messijs to pals in da resort that sno-cat be musslin in on the family...and my pal Sno-dog do gib me a hand....
....and eventualee he and his pals did catch up wiv dad and his pals in a complete white-out half way down the mowntin...
...and we also did get our pal Henry to send werds to his bear friends to keep eye out for sno-cat incurshuns into restronts...
Sno-cat observayshun post....
...and all dat hard werk ave put sno-cat out where he belong...
Sno-cat: realise price of lap stealin....
....which did allow the pawsons to be getting on wiv their holiday....(*psst...dad only allowed to take viddyoh on the easy slopes when he wasn't goin 1,000 mph)...
....all the elp from my pals did elp my peace of mind an i was able to relax and enjoy my naps....and on Saturday I did ave a nice surprise when Simon the Cardiganologist did come round to ave some cuddles and Marley-time check up on me....
(*reconstrukshun of akshull events...)
....but after a week of bein spoiled and waited on and an foot a tuff seperayshun from everywun they did pick me an Lola up yesterday and be back at one where I duss belong...
Smell: as rekwired
Comfy: verified to spec
....so I am appy to report a very apply holiday for all...
Brrrrrrrr
.....and all do be rite wiv da werld....
Oliday mustash: luxurious...
....and we do send Marley-luv to Sarah an Cody an Taylor and say big fanks for looking after me so well. Is pawsome to kno such good peeple....
That duz sownd like a rilly good ollyday accept ware's Olly? An wats all this bizniss abowt snowcats? Dat din't look speshly snowy to me but Iz will taykes yer werds fur it Marley an Iz happy you did haz speshal stay at nice howse wiv pug furrend who iz vurry nice looking fur a doggie.
Great to ear about all your oliday antics Marley... What a gent dat Cody is. Hoomans a little disappointed by the skiin video.. far too much skill displayed. The sickos were oping typist was goin to wipe someone out while he was busy filmin. Pfft.. dunno where i got em from
I don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
I don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
I don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
I'm very jealous of your holiday arrangements- I get sent to prizzin kamp. Mum went skiin once. Fellover & hurt herself on beginna slope so spent rest of week in cafe & bars drinking hot chocolate wiv brandy in or gluhwein.Hmmm.
I am glad to know how the week was Marley. I have been thinking a lot about you. To have a play mate that plays with half eaten apples didn't put my me to rest at the beginning of the week. Now I know you had a deasent time, and found the best camoufalge available. Looks like the typist had a good time, and I am sure he is happy to be home with you againg. Who wouldn't be happy together with you my friend
Oh my dog, Marley, did you luck out on your oliday! Supposing to be taking it easy and hasing wild times with new furrends, BOL. As far as your fambly, well it do be pritty there in the snows, that be watching from the warm comforts of my pooter monitor, but I would rather be where you woz gibbened a choice.
Sounds like you all had a good holiday. Glad you had someone to watch over you closely while your family was away. I am sure Lola too had fun on her holiday as well.
Marley you are one well looked after guy. And if they dint have CTV camras in the lounge you would have got away with that camoflage, careful you don't get sat upon!
That turned out to be a great holiday for you (and the people too). Glad you had a good time. I can hear arrangements being made for me at Easter, I think... not sure where I will end up cos my favourite place is full :-(
My what a fantastic report about your hols Marley,Cody has been such a gentleman and very handsome too but I'm sure you missed Lola tons. Those huskies(snowdogs) looked pretty fit in the typists video,but was a bit a bit wary of those mental snowboarders who kept whizzing in and out,they're a dodgy lot so they are,spend most of the day sitting on their a...s and then get up and take out unsuspecting skiers.Thought typist was skiing really well but wondered if he took out those two gormless eedgits blocking the run right at the end of the video,looked like they were squirrell spotting! Some great comments from all your followers who like us missed you,but I'm sure you will be back with renewed vigour ready to resume all your ministerial jobs.
DUSTY: What a wonderful holiday, Marley. HURLEY: Scribe always smiles and thoroughly enjoys your blog. DUSTY: Thanks for making her smile and even chuckle a bit this morning. We love you, Lola, and your family.
We are Marley and Lola and Clapton: Marley went OTRB in December 2012 but was the founder of the Border Terrier Posse on Twitter. Lola and Clapton are two Border Terriers who live in Ashtead in Surrey . Lola is a real doggie who comes from Cidermill Farm in Newdigate, Surrey. Clapton is a mo-hair border terrier who came from the internet.
Well Lola - it sounds like everyone had a great olliday - including you.
ReplyDeleteGlad u got such a nice holiday,u deserve the spoilin!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat duz sownd like a rilly good ollyday accept ware's Olly? An wats all this bizniss abowt snowcats? Dat din't look speshly snowy to me but Iz will taykes yer werds fur it Marley an Iz happy you did haz speshal stay at nice howse wiv pug furrend who iz vurry nice looking fur a doggie.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Glad everyone had a good time!
ReplyDeleteGreat to ear about all your oliday antics Marley... What a gent dat Cody is. Hoomans a little disappointed by the skiin video.. far too much skill displayed. The sickos were oping typist was goin to wipe someone out while he was busy filmin. Pfft.. dunno where i got em from
ReplyDeleteI don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who had the best time you or the people in the snow. Actually I think it was you. How about Lola? Did she have fun too? That snow cat had a cheek! Outrageous! Glad you got that sorted! I wouldn't fancy that -25 much! Why do people like that? Must be the hot chocolate they go for!
ReplyDeleteBOL! yOO dUs bE siLLy bUt dAt diD LoOk a sUpA hOoPSa hOliBoB fUr eVeRyOnE! *paws waving* bUnNeRs & hArVs xxx
ReplyDeleteI'm very jealous of your holiday arrangements- I get sent to prizzin kamp. Mum went skiin once. Fellover & hurt herself on beginna slope so spent rest of week in cafe & bars drinking hot chocolate wiv brandy in or gluhwein.Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI am glad to know how the week was Marley. I have been thinking a lot about you. To have a play mate that plays with half eaten apples didn't put my me to rest at the beginning of the week. Now I know you had a deasent time, and found the best camoufalge available. Looks like the typist had a good time, and I am sure he is happy to be home with you againg. Who wouldn't be happy together with you my friend
ReplyDeleteOh my dog, Marley, did you luck out on your oliday! Supposing to be taking it easy and hasing wild times with new furrends, BOL. As far as your fambly, well it do be pritty there in the snows, that be watching from the warm comforts of my pooter monitor, but I would rather be where you woz gibbened a choice.
ReplyDeleteGreat to have you back Marley. Glad typist didn't break anything (like fingers) 'cos he would have trouble blogging & stuff and we would all miss out!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you all had a good holiday. Glad you had someone to watch over you closely while your family was away. I am sure Lola too had fun on her holiday as well.
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ReplyDeleteMarley you are one well looked after guy. And if they dint have CTV camras in the lounge you would have got away with that camoflage, careful you don't get sat upon!
ReplyDeleteI is purleased that you was aving such a good oliday!!
ReplyDeleteYou does ave such exciting times!
That turned out to be a great holiday for you (and the people too). Glad you had a good time. I can hear arrangements being made for me at Easter, I think... not sure where I will end up cos my favourite place is full :-(
ReplyDeleteMy what a fantastic report about your hols Marley,Cody has been such a gentleman and very handsome too but I'm sure you missed Lola tons.
ReplyDeleteThose huskies(snowdogs) looked pretty fit in the typists video,but was a bit a bit wary of those mental snowboarders who kept whizzing in and out,they're a dodgy lot so they are,spend most of the day sitting on their a...s and then get up and take out unsuspecting skiers.Thought typist was skiing really well but wondered if he took out those two gormless eedgits blocking the run right at the end of the video,looked like they were squirrell spotting!
Some great comments from all your followers who like us missed you,but I'm sure you will be back with renewed vigour ready to resume all your ministerial jobs.
Anne and Bonnie x
Looks like everyone had great hollibobs! So happy my pal.
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This looks like brill holiday for everyone. But we're glad to have you back!
ReplyDeleteMarley .. yoo gots an award! Lookee here!
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DUSTY: What a wonderful holiday, Marley. HURLEY: Scribe always smiles and thoroughly enjoys your blog. DUSTY: Thanks for making her smile and even chuckle a bit this morning. We love you, Lola, and your family.
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