Last night i was at ome nappin on da sofa when i was woked by gasps of outrage from all coners off da livin room....
This will not stand Mr Noire....it will not stand i say....you can keepz your slimey dude and his nylon shirt and his lame dog...
Pleez vote (pssst, its over there ------->) or leev comments below....or bofe...he he....Marley
This will not stand Mr Noire....it will not stand i say....you can keepz your slimey dude and his nylon shirt and his lame dog...
Pleez vote (pssst, its over there ------->) or leev comments below....or bofe...he he....Marley
On behalf of my speshul mate Marley & all Border Terriers I is outraged dat Carte Noire should fink dat he should be turned into the dog equivalent of dat slimy dude in a revolting wet look shirt. I don't drink Carte Noire coffee but, if I did, I'd stop in protest. So dere!!! Grrrrrr
ReplyDeleteI say NO shiny men and high maintenance dogs. Terriers are best.
ReplyDeleteMarley dis is a disgrace... more points for da nespresso machine... real men has border terriers.. is a fact
ReplyDeleteme and mom bowf went vom when we see dat ad!!
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I am shocked and appalled on behalf of all my new BT buddies. No Carte Noir coffee will pass my lips!
ReplyDeleteMarley ...mum did shout *oh look its a dog like Marley* (although she did fink it look more like Lola) and the family did gather and ooh at the ad men's wonderful choiceof a fine and noble actor, only to be fooled ny a smoothy or two! As if you could be replaced by a long haired doggy which probably smells and mum tells me that not all ladies want a man in a slippy shirt.
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(in case it says mums account.)
Herloooo, Marley n Lola, OOohhh ma gooderyness, I cannut believe dis!!! hehee did yooz NUTT SEE MA BLOGGYPOSHT ON SATTURDAY?!?!!? I was gettern awll insensed abowt da same thing!!! heehee! I i iz very upset about iyt tooo! YEAH! Border Terriorists RUELES!!! YEAH! love, posie-dorg, ppfftt to smelly carte noir!! heehee! xoxo
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ReplyDeleteDooplikatie! Dadddeee woz helpin andd eez big handzeez hit it 2wice!
DeleteOMD I cannot believe Carte Noir has down-graded from quality BT actor to shampoo advert dog - we don't like shampoo look! I have voted. Boycott Carte Noir & drink Sumfing wot do not turn you slimey like dat dude instead!
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DeleteWe is not amused....How very dare they! I have noffin against Afghans (as What a Mess was one), but if we are good enough for Sausages then we are good enough for Coffee! Mum will be drinking TEA from now on
ReplyDeleteI literally choked on me bone when I saw dis advert, how rude who's every thought of replacing the handsome BT for this powder puff pouch (no offence mr afghan) that's it now we will not be going to the lidl or Aldi bargain bucket to purchase your coffee! Ollywaffles
ReplyDeletewe did fink that slimy dude was ronan keyring for a minit, I would rather drink a mucky puddle
ReplyDeleteNo seductively silky in this dog house. We rugged action men need to take a stand, preferably in the biskit aisle. *Mr K joining Marley*. Down with Carte Noire ... Here is to bog water!
ReplyDeleteWhat an outrage. I'm glad I'm a cat!
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen that advert here in Canada yet but I would take the Border Terrier and the first man over the second man and the Afghan any day!!! No high maintenance in this house. Borders rule!!!
ReplyDeleteI completely agree. This is just not acceptable. The slimy guy can keep his silky dog with his 'silky' coffee, but everyone knows that borders are always gonna be better!
ReplyDeleteMummy2Legs refers to Daddy2Legs as "rugged" and "masculine" (on a good day, anyway!) and says no discerning female wants somebody smoother/creamier than them - being so rugged and handsome myself, I can but agree - for it is a misleading travesty and I am putting paw to Ipad as we speak writing in protest! (PS, only found Flat Marley the other day - Marley mega marvellous!!) x
ReplyDeleteO Marley, I opes you was given lots of noms to elp you recover from the shock!!!
ReplyDeleteOMD marley who does they fink they are! we iz appalled by dat behaviour of carte de noir and fink we doth protest loudly WOOF WOOF WOOF!
ReplyDeleteCarte Noire should be made to apologise to BT's everywhere and should set up a compensashun helpline promising to provide free nommin treats for psychological damage caused in the airing of this abominatshun.
ReplyDeleteNo self respecting border mum would ever have such a shocking fantasy,so they should be compensated too,hot chocolate,cream and marshmallows will do nicely,thanks.
Commrade Bonnie
pFfTt!!wE dUs bE siTtiNg hErE iN pRoTeSt oF dEm pOopErS cArTe nOiRe (wOt a nAmE tOo) dEy dOsEn't kNoW nOThiNg aT aLL abOuT nOmS oR nOtHiNG eLsE nEiDEr! hErE's tO pOoH oH aNd sOiSsAgES tOo! hEE hEE
ReplyDeleteShe never drinks coffee but if she did, she wouldn't drink this one.
ReplyDeleteLong legs and long hair doesn't mean class. Shorter legs and wiry hair is shown (in so many studies) to be far superior in practicality and attractiveness. In the 21st century, intelligence and personality should count more than flashy, showy, pseudo elegance. Stereotyping is still commonplace in the advertising business and should cease immediately. It has no place in society today. Discrimination is a dirty word but whilst tall and gangly is considered superior to perfect, healthy proportions of a Border Terriers, I must protest. Where are some railings to chain myself to?
That ad be a disgrace marley , we will put up a border patrol to halt Mr Slimy and his Carte Noir from entering our shores.
ReplyDeleteWe dint av a tele so I dint see diz till yur blog Marlee, well it iz dizgrasful to da bt race, I do not be endoarsin diz pruduct on my walks wiv my custommers, I offa dem da dirty puddle on da hillside insted.
ReplyDeleteNo men in slippery shirts, no long haired dogs and certainly no cafe noir stuff will be allowed through the doors of baboon HQ! Ridiculous stuff!
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