A Very Speshull Nouncement

Ello for you...it do be me, Marley.

your correspondent....

....today i duss be bringing you momentous news. As you kno, i duss be livin ere wiv Lola and sumtimes i do fink it mite be nice to ave a little brofur to play wiv instead becos Lola be a hoomnguss pain in da butt is entitled to her own space and fings.....so tonite Lola do say she ave spied sumfing in the dining room....

do it be friend or foe?.....

...OMD, look at this ansome chap who ave come to visit wiv us....i wonder who he do be....

hmmmm, he seem to ave a beard like mine...

....Lola gib him a proper snooterin to be chekkin owt who and wot he might be.....

...no manners...

....he be a little bit shy so i dussnt want to scare him so i say him to be writ in his name for us...

....doin it old style....

.....he say he do be called Clapton...and he ave been sent ere by the luvvly lady at 21stCenturyBears cos she ave eard that we ave pawfect facilities for border terriers....i do immediately fink we has to make Clapton feel at ome and so we present him wiv a gift....

...chew of peace....

....and we do lend him da iBone so he can be phonin back to his pals to let em know he be arrivin safely...

*ring ring*....ello? Is that Eric? I ave arrive...

...and becos i fink he be tired after his long journee i do offer him some noms...cos i dussnt mind sharin...

...elp yore self my chum....

...he say me this is a small porshun....

....after dinner he do say me he want to be fully paid-up member of da familee and dat mean doin his share of chores.......

....doin squizzle patrol in sector 3....

...takin dooties very seriously indeed.....

.....and he do such a pawsome job that we is immediately appy to be sharin wiv him all da Marley Secrets.....

....urry up, mum's comin....

.....I do fink we is goin to be very apply avin Clapton to liv wiv us.....and of corse we do ave to deal wiv the most impawtant step in his induction....

...wot be this Twitter of which you speak....

...and we do be announcin that you can be speakin wiv Clapton on @claptonterrier .....and i do say HURRAY for brofurs...

...even ones made of kinittin....

...*appy dancin*......Marley