Ello for you....my pals at Pedigree the dog foods company has been peemailin me to see if I needs any elp wiv my joints now that I am an older dog! Floopin cheek....i duss be 5...and if anyfing my legs is my best feature...it do just be my heart wot be a bit broken.....anyhoo....the nice lady there say she do like me anyway and can I elp her wiv her project....so of corse I do say yes....and a few days ago a nice pakit did arrive in da post....
.....correctly addressed...
.....so I sent Lola out to gib it some sekurity-snooterin to check for suspect materials....
....all clear in Patio Sector....
....and we haz given the all clear for openin up da bag to see wot ave come for us.....
...blah blah project...blah blah rools...
.....more promissin....
Hey! You duss not ave permishun to inspect any consoomables Lola...
.....I haz issued orders that Lola only be allowed to deal wiv any toys and activitee-related content of pakkit on order of my caridganologist...
Marley, pleez dont over-do bee do bee do it...
....altho this run this risk of confusin her poor wee brane....
...balls, balls, balls, balls, balls....
...frow it, frow it, frow it, frow it.....
....chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it....
Wot I do nex?
...*sigh*...destined never to be used again....
....and then the unfinkable appen...i haz turned my back for one second and typist have got confused about his instrukshuns...
....wot be this then?....
...is smell interestin....
...i fink we is allowed to hold the ends.....
.....is too heavy for you?....
...I takes more of the weight then.....
....WHAT DID I SAY??????....
Lola....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...i fink in the future we will leave the activitees to cuzzin Lily.....\
Love the Blogg Marley,we thinks you is very clever and funny too.Shame the luvly Lola did'nt get a bag wif her name,she has great legs,even if she has no brane.
We are Marley and Lola and Clapton: Marley went OTRB in December 2012 but was the founder of the Border Terrier Posse on Twitter. Lola and Clapton are two Border Terriers who live in Ashtead in Surrey . Lola is a real doggie who comes from Cidermill Farm in Newdigate, Surrey. Clapton is a mo-hair border terrier who came from the internet.
They can be heavy those chew things....they need a strong dog to 'old em!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with dat package and no 5is not old
ReplyDeleteLola is too funny with her retrieving..... those chews look good - keep on chomp in.... and 5 is a spring chicken Marley even with a dodgy ticker!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the Blogg Marley,we thinks you is very clever and funny too.Shame the luvly Lola did'nt get a bag wif her name,she has great legs,even if she has no brane.
ReplyDeleteSoo cute! I love your dog!
ReplyDeleteThere is plenty of life left in this old dog yet ey fella! - kidding, barely a pup at '5' ey....!! x
ReplyDeleteOld at 5!! What a cheek, don't they know us BTs live to a gazillion. Snorts.
ReplyDeleteYou are certainly NOT an older dog! My goodness... Wonder what they'd think of ME?! I'm gonna be 12 years old next month!
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