Wednesday 25 July 2012

Activitee week

Ello for you....my pals at Pedigree the dog foods company has been peemailin me to see if I needs any elp wiv my joints now that I am an older dog! Floopin cheek....i duss be 5...and if anyfing my legs is my best feature...it do just be my heart wot be a bit broken.....anyhoo....the nice lady there say she do like me anyway and can I elp her wiv her project....so of corse I do say yes....and a few days ago a nice pakit did arrive in da post....

.....correctly addressed...

.....so I sent Lola out to gib it some sekurity-snooterin to check for  suspect materials....


....all clear in Patio Sector....

....and we haz given the all clear for openin up da bag to see wot ave come for us.....

...blah blah project...blah blah rools...

.....more promissin....

Hey! You duss not ave permishun to inspect any consoomables Lola...

.....I haz issued orders that Lola only be allowed to deal wiv any toys and activitee-related content of pakkit on order of my caridganologist...


Marley, pleez dont over-do bee do bee do it...
....altho this run this risk of confusin her poor wee brane....

...balls, balls, balls, balls, balls....

...frow it, frow it, frow it, frow it.....

....chase it, chase it, chase it, chase it....

Wot I do nex?

...*sigh*...destined never to be used again....


....and then the unfinkable appen...i haz turned my back for one second and typist have got confused about his instrukshuns...

....wot be this then?....

...is smell interestin....

...i fink we is allowed to hold the ends.....

.....is too heavy for you?....

...I takes more of the weight then.....

....WHAT DID I SAY??????....

Lola....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...i fink in the future we will leave the activitees to cuzzin Lily.....\



 Marley.....woof









8 comments:

  1. They can be heavy those chew things....they need a strong dog to 'old em!

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  2. Good luck with dat package and no 5is not old

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  3. Lola is too funny with her retrieving..... those chews look good - keep on chomp in.... and 5 is a spring chicken Marley even with a dodgy ticker!!!

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  4. Love the Blogg Marley,we thinks you is very clever and funny too.Shame the luvly Lola did'nt get a bag wif her name,she has great legs,even if she has no brane.

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  5. There is plenty of life left in this old dog yet ey fella! - kidding, barely a pup at '5' ey....!! x

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  6. Old at 5!! What a cheek, don't they know us BTs live to a gazillion. Snorts.

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  7. You are certainly NOT an older dog! My goodness... Wonder what they'd think of ME?! I'm gonna be 12 years old next month!

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Ello for you. This is where you can say ello for me and leave some forts. I like it when peeple be sayin fings