Cleanin up

At the weekend, we did go out for a long walk but it was rainin and muddy and when we got home mummy said we had to have a bath. I dussn't like them but usually Lola does not mind.

Here she is bein cleaned....



...but the novelty did soon wear off....



...and she had to be rescued by mummy...



After we had been towelled off, we went to the kitchen to get warm and let our fur properly dry. Lola was a bit frisky after gettin wet..



..and was bein a bit funny...



...and did make me a bit puzzled...



Ladies: i dussn't kno what to make of em.

Marley Handsome.....woof

Slice of Life

Today, I am reportins from home. This is where we live.....although I phink that goes without sayin.

Every day, we are excited when our daddy comes ome from his work. Usually, we show this by bouncin up and down by the gate. However, we are shy and would not allow Willium to film us doin this as much as usually happens. But here is a little taste of what happens...



The second phing we ave to report is how our home was invaded larst night by an evil phing which we do not understand. Anyway, me an Lola did try and eat it and scare it away. I am told it is a demon called Scalextrik or sumfink like that. Here it is...



I ope you like seein these phings from our house.

Marley Location Location ...woof

Division of Labour

Today, I 'ave the latest in my series of lektures 'bout the Credit Crunch. As no one do know what 'ave caused it or how to solve it I am takin' you back to basics and we will be lookin' at basic economic theory as talked bout by Scottish man Mr Adam Smiff . Here he is lookin' serious and like he might kno a thing or two...



So Mr Smith have talked a bit in his books about the dvision of labour. This do be about everyone doin' what they is bestest at and workin' together so that everyfink go smoothly and work better.

To help, me an Lola have been dividin up the labour round 'ere. Lola do not aktuallly kno this yet but I have been mastermindin' the plan cos I am the "brains" and she is the "brawn". So, here I am makin' plans for what needs to be done



...and while I am doin that Lola is off guardin' the boundaries and generally 'elpin out...



That leaves me with more time for developin' my masterplan. See how it comes together with some concentrayshun...



So, Lola is sent off to talk to Daddy to see if we can ave some food....



....and, look, it has worked....phanks to me



So you see how far you can get with Mr Smiff's division of labour. So successful 'ave we been that now Lola is applyin' for my job, but she do not have the brains for it



Marley Smith, MBA

A mystery

This weekend we did 'ave a mystery at our house.

We did start by finding mysterious objects....first there was a funny coloured toothbrush



..and then a funny visitor in one of the bedrooms...



...and some strange clothes in odd colours....




...and some shampoo for "girls"...



...and some unusual reading material...



But in the end, we did solve the mystery. Alice and Isabelle had come to stay....




Marley Poirot .... woof