Wordless Wednesday

*sigh*

To be forever known as Steak Weekend

Ello for you. I generally do not plan so far ahead in case plans is messin up opportunitees for doin other fings at short notiss wot do be more appealin. Plans for doin stuff on Saturday would simply ave got in the way of sunshines wot Lola did find in the garden....

Is my sun, only mine...

....but I dussnt be lettin her hog the sun. I quickly get my layzee on too....

Phew, it do be ot ere

We did be lazin there for a biot whilst dad do sit in the sun sippin his coffee and wonderin wot to do next. Other peeple was out. After a while all this get too much for me and I do retire inside to see if there is any work wot need doin....

X mark da spot

...and I do find that the trezzure map do need some extra attenshun in case peeple do not kno where trezzure is buried.......this is ow Saturday do pass for the most part. I run backwards and forwards from ouse to garden checkin that sun do not be wasted.......then on Sunday we decide we is gonna do a nice walk from our favrit book....

...and we do pick Banstead Woods cos is not far from us and the book do say is nice when the bluebells do be out...

Wot it do look like when bluebells is out

.....but bluebells is not out but we is there anyway so we decide we is goin for a walk anyway cos we has new sooper dooper mappin app wot do show us where we is goin....

You is ere...you is goin dat way

We do finds some other useful navigayshun aides but they is lackin in deetail and we haz to add extra instruckshuns for peeple wot do not ave fancy fones....

You is ere...I was also ere..go wotever way you likes

....but wivout bluebells it was not so pawsome a walk to look at....just gentle English woods....but we do show you one view from a bit where the trees was not growin......

Shawnee Shep Seenik of da Week

....but then we did see this pawson parked in the woods.....

Can you see wot it is? Click on the picture to biggify it and you can see wot it do say writed on the side of the van.....yes, is speshul dog section of the poleese wot be practisin in the woods trackin and fings. We did say ello for the nice lady poleeseman who was there but the doggies did go mental and was barkin at us from the cage in the van so we did scoot away quik sharp so that they do not ave time to check out Lola's record on the internets or see mugshots from Great Fridge Raid ...but just when we thort we was safe Lola did spy sumfing in the trees and do scuttle of to investigate....

Danger! Danger!

Can you see wot she has done? She did go right up behind a doneky and he was wavin his hind paws at her. Humans did go crazy callin her bak and, fankfully, she was not urted cos there was also a big orse there who did run over to ave a look too.....when she had come bak we did carry on walkin and we did go by my summer retreat wot I made in the woods.....

...and then just as we was gettin near the car we did bump into our pal Farley who we did kno for a long time....

Farley, bein good

....we was walkin near Fraley's ouse and we did say him we would put his ansome chops on our blog.

Well, I expect you is finkin that is quite enuff for one weekend and you was almost right. But the humans did go to Londons for Sunday afternoon and we was left at ome cos they was goin out eatin. But when they come ome it do seem that one of the pawty haz not finish they steak and some of it has come ome in a paper bag. Mum say me an Lola can haz it....Lola get a bit crayzee....





......I am just waggin my tail.....





...but her mentalisms do werk and soon we is eatin steaks...





Nom nom.....Marley(Canis Carniveruss)

Paws for Japan

Oh deer, I fink you has seed all the orrid fings wot be appenin in Japan in last week or so. I dussnt say no more about that cos I kno that is said much beter in other places.

Our pal Pandora has brung sumfing to our attenshun about wot we might do to elp. On Thursday March 17 (that be tomorrow) we will pawticipayte in "Paws for Japan"  effort to elp rmake munee for World Vets, a group  that iz werking to elp anipals affected by the earthshake an soonarmee in Japan.

All you haz to do to pawticipayte iz blog or tweet or FB abowt wot is appenin an makin munee for da anipals. You can keep up wiv their werks here and be sendin em munee here

If you got a little blog like me you can find  more informayshun an get a badge for youre blog at Paws for Japan.

Lets help, one paw at a time...

Marley & Lola....woof

Revvolooshun in the air

*Whispers* Ello for you. I am currently in undislcosed locayshun for reasons I fink will become obvious during course of this blog entry. You will kno from reading the news that certain peeple wot ave been in power for a long time and is rood an bullying to other peeple is comin under presshure to steps down from power....

Evil dictators: pleez leave

We duss ave our own Beige Revolooshun goin on in Ashtead to try and rid werld of rool of Lola, who ave been pushin her luck a bit recently....she haz been gettin used to life ox pamperin and luxury at expense of other dogs wot do live ere


....and do be using bullying tactics to get wot she want...



.....and has locked I in jail only for speakin my mind.....



...and you see I haz not been able to escape and am now fearin for my lifes and unable to be speakin out...

Dog in hidin

....whilst Princess of the Pillows do sleep soundly, untrubbled by conshunce....

Nappin in one of her royal palaces

In attempt to bring justiss to Ashtead I haz despatched dad and Willium to Crufts on Saturday to see if they can put together Army of Liberayshun for me....they did find many potenshul candidates....

...but when they is telled who they be up against then they is soon changin their minds...

Sgt. Abbie reportin for dooty

Fightin who? Er....no fanks

...so we did see if there was others who could elp out....

Play dead, they'll soon move on...

....mebbe we needs to approach bigger, tuffer dogs....

I would elp, but is time for napz...

....we did be earin about ow tuff them Afghans is and ow much trubble they is causin for peeple fightin in their country....

Hmmm, I fink you haz wrong Afghans...

I was startin to fink that I might never get any elp.....

I is not ere. Tell no one you seed me

...just when all ope is gone I do spy the evils tyrant in the garden nommin on my chew....

....and I haz a brane wave....

So you see, the lesson is: when faced wiv evil dictator lord in yore ome, eat all the noms before they can be gettin to em.

Up the Revolooshun.......Comrade Marlee

Hyde Park - a royal visit

Ello for you. On Sunday morning I did give the typist this look....

You iz in my power. You take I to the park

...and he was powerless to resist my tellypaffic suggestion that we be goin to London to the place they speak of called Hyde Park where the squirrels do run free (at least until I do get there). We kno it is close to Buckingham Paliss where the queen do live wiv her dogs...

.....but when we get there we do checks for peemail....

...but there dussnt be no sign of corgis so I wondes what to do next.....

Willium is bringin his Rip Stik (this do be like skateboard but wiv only one wheel at each end) and we is meetin up wiv his pal and they is doin laps of the park while we is walkin along behind....

....is cold and chilly but when the sun do be comin out we is takin the chnace to stop for a rest and take in the sceenery ...

Hazzin to wear leads. Is a liberty...

...if I gets cold paws I haz one of my slaves to carry me for a bit....

....we go past Speakers Corner where a crazy man is yellin to peeple about evoloution....

....but I do say him he can wait as long as he likes but is no way he is ever gonna evolve into a border terrier. Some groups is just too elite for riff raff to be gettin in....we even go past typist's offis....

...and we do see that his moanin about werkin in a salt mine is greatly exaggerated. Mines duz not be stickin up in the air....everywhere we go they has racks of free bikes

....but we dussnt use em cos we dint got the right munnee....and some of us haz own transport anyway...

..all this walkin is makin us ungry so they suggest we go for lunch. First stop is nice buffet for me...

.....and then we did go to the cafe where we was meetin Blue who was very friendly....

...and did bark at typist if he stopped strokin his tummy. He did get what he wanted. After lunch we did meet Mackintosh who was visitin the park wiv his pawsons....

...he was a london border terrier so he was hazzin some fancy drink befor he talked to us country dogs....

....but he was very friendly and we did say to im we would put his picture on our blog because he was so kind to let us take his foto and his pawson did say they haz been readin our blog (which do make typist hair stand on end finkin we haz peple readin our blog in impawtant places like London). Ello for you Mac....after park we did ave to drive ome...

turn left ere pleez....

....and Lola was bein bossy as usual.....

Don't make me come there and drive it myself

....and we did come across the most hugest dogs we ever did see by Battersea Park....

....three of em wiv a tiny whippet for company, but we dussn't kno wot types they was....the fings you see in London. We had a pawsome day....and we did ave a nap when we got ome and Willium did take his life in his hands by eatin Pringles in front of Lola...

Haz you paid your Pringle tax...?

We had a very nice day in London and we do recommend it for you if you is visitin from overseas. You can go to Hyde Park and say ello for Blue and Mac but not the Queen cos she dussn't go there (at least not on Sundays)....so don't be expectin to hear her singing Bohemian Rhapsody or nuffing....

Woof....Metropolitan Marlee...

ps before I go I show you lie an death situation wot develop on Saturday. Please do not laff at typist high-pitched voice. He was woried we was gonne be eated by dat cow....