To be forever known as Steak Weekend

Ello for you. I generally do not plan so far ahead in case plans is messin up opportunitees for doin other fings at short notiss wot do be more appealin. Plans for doin stuff on Saturday would simply ave got in the way of sunshines wot Lola did find in the garden....

Is my sun, only mine...

....but I dussnt be lettin her hog the sun. I quickly get my layzee on too....

Phew, it do be ot ere

We did be lazin there for a biot whilst dad do sit in the sun sippin his coffee and wonderin wot to do next. Other peeple was out. After a while all this get too much for me and I do retire inside to see if there is any work wot need doin....

X mark da spot

...and I do find that the trezzure map do need some extra attenshun in case peeple do not kno where trezzure is buried.......this is ow Saturday do pass for the most part. I run backwards and forwards from ouse to garden checkin that sun do not be wasted.......then on Sunday we decide we is gonna do a nice walk from our favrit book....

...and we do pick Banstead Woods cos is not far from us and the book do say is nice when the bluebells do be out...

Wot it do look like when bluebells is out

.....but bluebells is not out but we is there anyway so we decide we is goin for a walk anyway cos we has new sooper dooper mappin app wot do show us where we is goin....

You is ere...you is goin dat way

We do finds some other useful navigayshun aides but they is lackin in deetail and we haz to add extra instruckshuns for peeple wot do not ave fancy fones....

You is ere...I was also ere..go wotever way you likes

....but wivout bluebells it was not so pawsome a walk to look at....just gentle English woods....but we do show you one view from a bit where the trees was not growin......

Shawnee Shep Seenik of da Week

....but then we did see this pawson parked in the woods.....

Can you see wot it is? Click on the picture to biggify it and you can see wot it do say writed on the side of the van.....yes, is speshul dog section of the poleese wot be practisin in the woods trackin and fings. We did say ello for the nice lady poleeseman who was there but the doggies did go mental and was barkin at us from the cage in the van so we did scoot away quik sharp so that they do not ave time to check out Lola's record on the internets or see mugshots from Great Fridge Raid ...but just when we thort we was safe Lola did spy sumfing in the trees and do scuttle of to investigate....

Danger! Danger!

Can you see wot she has done? She did go right up behind a doneky and he was wavin his hind paws at her. Humans did go crazy callin her bak and, fankfully, she was not urted cos there was also a big orse there who did run over to ave a look too.....when she had come bak we did carry on walkin and we did go by my summer retreat wot I made in the woods.....

...and then just as we was gettin near the car we did bump into our pal Farley who we did kno for a long time....

Farley, bein good

....we was walkin near Fraley's ouse and we did say him we would put his ansome chops on our blog.

Well, I expect you is finkin that is quite enuff for one weekend and you was almost right. But the humans did go to Londons for Sunday afternoon and we was left at ome cos they was goin out eatin. But when they come ome it do seem that one of the pawty haz not finish they steak and some of it has come ome in a paper bag. Mum say me an Lola can haz it....Lola get a bit crayzee....





......I am just waggin my tail.....





...but her mentalisms do werk and soon we is eatin steaks...





Nom nom.....Marley(Canis Carniveruss)