Monday 14 March 2011

Revvolooshun in the air

*Whispers* Ello for you. I am currently in undislcosed locayshun for reasons I fink will become obvious during course of this blog entry. You will kno from reading the news that certain peeple wot ave been in power for a long time and is rood an bullying to other peeple is comin under presshure to steps down from power....

Evil dictators: pleez leave

We duss ave our own Beige Revolooshun goin on in Ashtead to try and rid werld of rool of Lola, who ave been pushin her luck a bit recently....she haz been gettin used to life ox pamperin and luxury at expense of other dogs wot do live ere


....and do be using bullying tactics to get wot she want...



.....and has locked I in jail only for speakin my mind.....



...and you see I haz not been able to escape and am now fearin for my lifes and unable to be speakin out...

Dog in hidin

....whilst Princess of the Pillows do sleep soundly, untrubbled by conshunce....

Nappin in one of her royal palaces


In attempt to bring justiss to Ashtead I haz despatched dad and Willium to Crufts on Saturday to see if they can put together Army of Liberayshun for me....they did find many potenshul candidates....



...but when they is telled who they be up against then they is soon changin their minds...

Sgt. Abbie reportin for dooty
Fightin who? Er....no fanks
...so we did see if there was others who could elp out....

Play dead, they'll soon move on...
....mebbe we needs to approach bigger, tuffer dogs....

I would elp, but is time for napz...
....we did be earin about ow tuff them Afghans is and ow much trubble they is causin for peeple fightin in their country....

Hmmm, I fink you haz wrong Afghans...

I was startin to fink that I might never get any elp.....


I is not ere. Tell no one you seed me
...just when all ope is gone I do spy the evils tyrant in the garden nommin on my chew....



....and I haz a brane wave....


So you see, the lesson is: when faced wiv evil dictator lord in yore ome, eat all the noms before they can be gettin to em.

Up the Revolooshun.......Comrade Marlee


12 comments:

  1. “Until victory always”

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  2. I did not knows you lived unner a diktator's ship there with the Lola. I just thought she had no brane. If'n you need some aid from the U.S. let me know and I start swimming ofur. Oh, that's rite, I is skeered of swimming. Sorry.

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  3. Marley:
    If you need assistance overthrowing this diktatership, bark! and I will be there, my pal. That Lola thinks she can rool the world, but we know better!
    Oz

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  4. I fink Lola and Boo iz cut from da same cloth...Boo finks she rules da our house..I iz da KING and daddy knows dis, i must still convince mom but I getting there. If you have any thoughts dat will help me gain control and have proved dat dey work on Lola I iz open to suggestions...We can not let the queen pups fink dey own our castles. We will start our own revolt from bof sides of da pond....

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  5. Yep,Babes,Lola is getting out of order.I mean ...nomming on your chew !! Outrageous...something must be done xxxx Pasicuddles xx

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  6. In dis ouse Maggie duz rool the roost. At de moment she duz be changin channelz on the tv, I dussnt lie, she haz dun it too times tonite. So i fink I duz joinyoor armee Marlee and we duz fite dem gals.

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  7. If you need a spaniel, just give me a woof, I'll be happy to help out too :)

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  8. Free da Ashstead one-we starts wiv campain ov graffetti on moterway flyovers-who's joinin me?

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  9. Stand your ground Marley. If you need any help from the Commonwealth let me know and I'll send the Goose over. I don't wanna mess with the Goose or Lola so we can just let the women sort it out between them. In fact how bout we do a trade with you and Goo at Checkpoint Charlie.

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  10. Oh No Marley, Zack's with you all the way, take your life back!!! Zack didn't do that and now he knows how it feels as he has fat cat who sleeps in his his favourite spots and eats his noms!!! It's a sad day when the cat rules in our house - why didn't Zack think of a revolution.

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  11. I wish I had another fur in my house - you should count yourself luck! Mind you, Owner does say that I would be wanting to play so much the other fur would probably leave home! You could try that tactic if the food one didn't work!

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  12. Oh Marley! *huggles* We did not know that you sent Dad and William to Crufts on Saturday - we were there then too with Soxiloxi's Mami and Papi! We could have helped search for the army! M x x

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Ello for you. This is where you can say ello for me and leave some forts. I like it when peeple be sayin fings