*fanks to @rachelarkless on the twitter for this pishure wot she found and sent to me...
Wednesday, 23 November 2011
Wordless Wednesday - in which Lola becomes a movie star
*fanks to @rachelarkless on the twitter for this pishure wot she found and sent to me...
Friday, 18 November 2011
all goin well
I haz to introdoose you to my new best pal....you know im as the Cardiganologist....his coleegs kno him as Simon Dennis BVetMed MVM CertVC DipECVIM-CA (Cardiology) MRCVS, European Veterinary Specialist in Small Animal Cardiology.....but I do just be callin him Simun cos the rest of it do be too difficult to pronownse...
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| Chekkin for problims |
...he was doin my check-up after my op and eart problems....and I kno he ave all dem letters after his name but I dunno wot he expect to find out this way...
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| No access to the heart this way... |
...he did say me he was appy wiv da ways fings was goin and the flooids did be gone from my lungs. He now ave me on free tabblits... Prilactone, Furosemide and Hypercard...appawrently they is meddysins, even if they do sound like the names of the new generayshun of Ninja Turtles. They duz be elipn me and in a bit I duz ave some more checks to see if they is werkin. I know I duz be feelin much better and I be in good ands at NDSR where all the vets and nurses and other staff is very kind and be lookin after my like royaltee. I say ello for them...
You is probbly now finkin that all is well in my werld. Well, I got up dis mornin to find this in the kitchen...
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| Eeek! |
....I spect that pishure will ave given Simon a eart attack of his own to deal wiv...well he dussn't ave to worry, its only a nommylishuss chew sent to me by my good pal @henryandfriends...Henry did write me to say "this wun dus av all nachrul ingreedeeunts an dus be low in fat an hy in fyba an elps kleen teefs aswel an it dus be wun undrid persent vejjetareeyun aswel. i dint no them fings but that wos wot it say on th boks they wos in in th pet shop an i did ryt them al down so yoo wud no".
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| No.1 chum... |
So, Simon, I fink that is Ok and dussnt be doin no arm to my ticker. I am gonna eat it later, but not in one go...
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| Lunch... |
Oh yes...and before I go...I just also menshun that dad did show me this article wot he saw in a magazeen when he was waitin for me at NDSR....pleez click the pishure to biggify it if you needs to read it...
I FLIPPIN KNEW IT.....
Marley...big brane, big eart.......Woof
Wednesday, 16 November 2011
Monday, 14 November 2011
Model Munday
Ello for you. As you do kno, I haz been takin it easy for the last few weeks on account of my run in wiv dat dinosore and so I haz had to turn my forts to less henergetic pursoots. So....I did fink bout other peeple who had mebbe gone past their primes and wot they be doin now to make ends meet...
...YES! I haz resurrected my career as supermodel....I understand that I haz all the kwalificayshuns: primarily, I duz be notoriously ard to persuade out of da bed in the mornin wivout the right amount of compensayshun....
...and I do point out here that in no way is dis decision linked to typist's recent acquisition of an app for the iBone wot allow him to take moody black and white shots of everyfing....risk wiv dis would be hazzin to look at too many shots of Lola lookin slack...
...and comin to shoots wiv her air an eyes not done....
...I is forgettin nuffing and is always ready for my close up....
...but the wind was blowin in my face and not elpin wiv the shot.....and sumtimes they did not rilly give me enuff warnin they was shootin...
...and other times typist did lose controls of his masheen....
....so I haz decided to go on locayshun to far flung parts of Surrey for extra orfenticitee...
.....altho some problems do persist even in glamruss forrin parts...
...and I was not entirely appy wiv some of the fly-on-the-wall aspekts of the day's proceedins
...altho the on-site caterin did ave a few fings to recommend it....
...but I did find that sekurity was a bit lax straight after lunches...
...and I did ave to do some barkin at the pawparazzi to ensure my privacee was respected...
....but eventually after some disagreements bout the subject matter of certain fotos..
...I fink you will agree that I did finally gib dem wot they need....
...and I was able to retire back to my spensive otel for some nappin....
...and I did allow em to do one "charitee" shot of Lola, who fink she be da Queen of Sheba....
Dat is wot I haz been doin to fill in my time while I am on low exercise raygeeme and regainin my strengff...
Woof....Marley Evangelista....
p.s for thems wot is wantin proof that I do be live and well, ere is some behind-the-scenes footage...
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| No dogs ere... |
...YES! I haz resurrected my career as supermodel....I understand that I haz all the kwalificayshuns: primarily, I duz be notoriously ard to persuade out of da bed in the mornin wivout the right amount of compensayshun....
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| Pleez discuss terms wiv my agent... |
...and I do point out here that in no way is dis decision linked to typist's recent acquisition of an app for the iBone wot allow him to take moody black and white shots of everyfing....risk wiv dis would be hazzin to look at too many shots of Lola lookin slack...
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| Is Lola...but which end be which...? eh? |
...and comin to shoots wiv her air an eyes not done....
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| Dog...in here somewhere... |
...I is forgettin nuffing and is always ready for my close up....
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| Huh?.....pfffftt |
...but the wind was blowin in my face and not elpin wiv the shot.....and sumtimes they did not rilly give me enuff warnin they was shootin...
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| Hey! You make my nose look big in dis one! |
...and other times typist did lose controls of his masheen....
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| ....inadekwate direction from director... |
....so I haz decided to go on locayshun to far flung parts of Surrey for extra orfenticitee...
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| where is limo? |
.....altho some problems do persist even in glamruss forrin parts...
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| You haz me in focus right? |
...and I was not entirely appy wiv some of the fly-on-the-wall aspekts of the day's proceedins
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| I'm in da baffroom, duz you mind? |
...altho the on-site caterin did ave a few fings to recommend it....
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| I do be "takin five"... |
...but I did find that sekurity was a bit lax straight after lunches...
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| Lola and Pip...quein for ortograffs.... |
...and I did ave to do some barkin at the pawparazzi to ensure my privacee was respected...
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| Get orff moy laaarnd.... |
....but eventually after some disagreements bout the subject matter of certain fotos..
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| I duz not do bondage shots fanks... |
...I fink you will agree that I did finally gib dem wot they need....
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| The Face that lornch a thousand squirrels.... |
...and I was able to retire back to my spensive otel for some nappin....
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| Massage paws pleez.... |
...and I did allow em to do one "charitee" shot of Lola, who fink she be da Queen of Sheba....
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| Ain't nuffing but a ound dog.... |
Woof....Marley Evangelista....
p.s for thems wot is wantin proof that I do be live and well, ere is some behind-the-scenes footage...
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Friday, 4 November 2011
Recovery update
Ello for you. I dussn't want to be borin on bout ow poorly I haz been or nuffing...but...well...not much else haz been goin on cos I been under strict instrukshuns from da boss to not do anyfing.....so I been nappin a lot....
...and I haz had to ave the dreaded cone on to stop me lickin my wound....
....I haz to do this in case I do break my sticthes by chewin em or lickin em....in which case I might haz to go back to ospital...
....for more invasive poseedures......
...I dussnt want to be doin that cos last time I was there they did find the dino insides me....can you see it?....
...or as the clever peeple at the ospital be sayin is akshully a pelicosore...(click on the pishure to biggify it for proper lookin)....
...the pelicosore was so big they haz made a big ole in my tummy to take it out and has amused themselves wiv some topiary while they was doin it....
...and bleev me this was the best pishure we could find of it for publik displays....is akshully much bigger than it look and has metal staples all down it.....grrrr
I haz had to keep up my strengff while I haz been restin and I haz done that by eatin foods from my great pal Lily who do run Lily's Kitchen who do ave the best doggie foods in the werld...
...I did meet Lily once last Crissmuss and she is a pawsome and bootiful doggie...and you can see her foods here ...we do recoomend em for all doggies not just them wot be ill.
Owever, I do be seein fru the windows of the ouse that not all is well wiv fings in the outside werld. Squirrels in our village is gettin lazy and complaysunt while I do be confined to barracks...
...so I am pressin my snout up to the glass as a warnin ....
...and opin that Lola will elp out by doin some mincin about in the garden by the hedge....
....while I am doin some doctor-mandated recuperayshun....and dreamin of better days...
...and in the meantime Lola is cheerin me up by lookin stoopid wiv her eyebrows...
END OF MEDICAL BULLYTIN
Marley...wooof
p.s. rilly I am doin much better and feelin quite well...
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| Nappin...under doctors orders.... |
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| Cone: approximayshun of actual events |
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| Wot you mean I broked my sticthces?.... |
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| Is you kwalified? |
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| Dinosore interior feature |
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| I dunno why Blogger won't let me ave this right way round.... |
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| Zip-up dog |
I haz had to keep up my strengff while I haz been restin and I haz done that by eatin foods from my great pal Lily who do run Lily's Kitchen who do ave the best doggie foods in the werld...
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| Supermodel |
Owever, I do be seein fru the windows of the ouse that not all is well wiv fings in the outside werld. Squirrels in our village is gettin lazy and complaysunt while I do be confined to barracks...
...so I am pressin my snout up to the glass as a warnin ....
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| Do my nose look big in dis?.... |
....while I am doin some doctor-mandated recuperayshun....and dreamin of better days...
...and in the meantime Lola is cheerin me up by lookin stoopid wiv her eyebrows...
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| Grouch Marx |
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| Lola.... |
END OF MEDICAL BULLYTIN
Marley...wooof
p.s. rilly I am doin much better and feelin quite well...
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
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